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Keith02
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 6:32 pm |
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I'm a lesbian, and I don't worry ![LMAO LMAO](./images/smilies/emot-LMAO.gif) ....I'm also a chromosexual ![LMAO LMAO](./images/smilies/emot-LMAO.gif)
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Catseyeview
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 9:14 pm |
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Well being both a lesbian AND a chromosexual does have advantages. Like when someone says "nice pipes" :drool:
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Steven Kaplan
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 9:15 pm |
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Some are chromy when it comes to their trim, but when It comes to fine trim, I like grain, Medium Mahogony, maybe cherry ! I don't ask for chrome, gold-plating, I just say to the clerk, nope no chromy here, I got to have a woody ! Freud had a term for chicks such as myself btw !
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Catseyeview
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 9:20 pm |
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_________________ [shadow=white][scroll]Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass.....It's about learning to dance in the rain[/scroll][/shadow]
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Catseyeview
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 9:20 pm |
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Ok, what's the term Freud had for chicks like you ![drool :drool:](./images/smilies/emot-drool.gif)
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Steven Kaplan
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 9:26 pm |
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Sis, I don't want to be explicit, so I'll be discreet, it's an envy thing over that anatomical part of the body the male human thinks from... You know, that ugly skintag that makes all their decisions for them ?
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Catseyeview
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 9:29 pm |
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, you mean their wang dang doodle! :oh yeah:
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Steven Kaplan
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 10:15 pm |
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Hey Sis, Do I almost sound Like Peter Cetera, or what ? Not bad for a Lezzie that happens to be a baritone, or is it ? HAHAHA
http://www.singsnap.com/snap/watchandli ... y/b6ee47fb
Sorry Keith, I've been singing hours a day, when I grow up, I'm going to be famous !!
How the heck does or did Peter Cetera yell up into that high a range, is that a falsetto, or just a soft-scream range he does the stuff like "How can you let it slip away".... Maybe I should warmup up first by doing "Sting" ? HAHA
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sidewinder
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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 1:59 am |
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What happened to your avitar picture? My girlfriend thinks your hot...
I don't know whether to be jealous or not. ![LMAO LMAO](./images/smilies/emot-LMAO.gif)
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Steven Kaplan
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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 5:30 am |
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Is it my golden voice ? Maybe it's time for a recording contract ?
No need to be jealous Sidewinder, I'm jealous that you met the perfect woman, heck she's even facetious just like we are !! Some guys get all the cool women ! ![worship :worship:](./images/smilies/emot-worship.gif) :worship:
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Steven Kaplan
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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 8:17 am |
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Quote: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, you mean their wang dang doodle!
I think the term is "winky".. Named after that singer Joe Winkyer... His name came up alot when I typed in stuff regarding songs off've his Mad Dogs and Englishmen album
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Catseyeview
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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 3:54 pm |
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Wow, I never knew what the actual technical term for that gross blechy lookin' thang was. Thanks Sis!!! ![hug :hug:](./images/smilies/emot-hug.gif)
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Charmin_Gibson
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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 4:24 pm |
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Winky??
![no :no:](./images/smilies/emot-shakehead.gif) NOW I've heard it all....
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Charmin_Gibson
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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 4:26 pm |
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Steven Kaplan @ Fri Feb 08, 2008 8:57 pm wrote: Quote: But one piece of advice, you need to learn the diff between your heart going pitter-patter and your jeans getting tighter.
Now you've got me worried. Since I don't wear pants when I'm at home, how would I know if I have a dangerous arrythmia or I'm just happy to see a girl ?
Well..... shoot. I dunno.
Just c'mere and next time it happens I'll evaluate the situation and tell ya which it is. :whistle:
_________________ ♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥
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Steven Kaplan
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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 5:21 pm |
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I wish I'd known there were options before I started squandering all that money calling the Psychic hotlines :( I also went to this palm reader, but the weird woman pulled out a shaver.. Too many quacks out there.. Why do so many women take advantage of a guys inability to be introspective regarding this hard stuff ?
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Charmin_Gibson
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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 8:06 am |
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Steven Kaplan @ Sun Feb 10, 2008 5:21 pm wrote: ... Why do so many women take advantage of a guys inability to be introspective regarding this hard stuff ?
Because *dealing with the hard stuff* is what we do best, so just be quiet and let us handle it when those situations arise.
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_________________ ♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥
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jdmeister
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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 8:41 am |
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One question for the ladies: Spit or swallow? LMAO
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karyoker
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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 9:03 am |
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It says something on TV about 4 hours & callin a doctor. If that happens I'll call Maria.
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Charmin_Gibson
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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 9:35 am |
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jdmeister @ Mon Feb 11, 2008 8:41 am wrote: One question for the ladies: Spit or swallow? LMAO
Tempting to answer that, but...... :no: ...... nah. I better not. (Phil is watching) LMAO
Ollie, if it went on for more than four hours, you'd have LOTS of people wanting you to call them, not just doctors:)
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Catseyeview
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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 9:42 am |
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jdmeister @ Mon Feb 11, 2008 11:41 am wrote: One question for the ladies: Spit or swallow? LMAO
Errrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmm, it isn't ladylike to spit :dancin:
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