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Isis
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Singing Squid @ Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:53 pm wrote: The best blonde "joke" story I ever heard is true...and I know who it happened to...
You see...this blonde I know got busted for sexual harassment/discrimination by the company she worked for. What was her great crime? Telling blonde jokes!! LOL She got reprimanded for harassing herself!
The blonde? My mom!!
That is hysterical!!!!
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Keith02
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Blondes are ok, but a black haired or really dark brunette with big brown eyes drives me totally nutz.....especialy if she is just a little bit fluffy....or a lot fluffy in the right places  :worship:
Please excuse my ref to rocks being smarter than blondes....I should have said rocks are smarter than all women. 
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And apparently a whole helluva lot smarter than alotta men
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Keith02 @ Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:52 pm wrote: Blondes are ok, but a black haired or really dark brunette with big brown eyes drives me totally nutz.....especialy if she is just a little bit fluffy....or a lot fluffy in the right places :worship: Please excuse my ref to rocks being smarter than blondes....I should have said rocks are smarter than all women. Hey that's not funny - my mother's a woman. _________________ [shadow=pink][glow=deepskyblue]. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
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Singing Squid
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Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 2:52 pm |
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Keith02 @ Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:52 pm wrote: Blondes are ok, but a black haired or really dark brunette with big brown eyes drives me totally nutz.....especialy if she is just a little bit fluffy....or a lot fluffy in the right places :worship: Please excuse my ref to rocks being smarter than blondes....I should have said rocks are smarter than all women.  :thinkin: :thinkin:
Don't EVER let Keith anywhere NEAR Jen LMAO
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Isis
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Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 3:26 pm |
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Singing Squid @ Fri Dec 14, 2007 4:52 pm wrote: Keith02 @ Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:52 pm wrote: Blondes are ok, but a black haired or really dark brunette with big brown eyes drives me totally nutz.....especialy if she is just a little bit fluffy....or a lot fluffy in the right places :worship: Please excuse my ref to rocks being smarter than blondes....I should have said rocks are smarter than all women. :thinkin: :thinkin: Don't EVER let Keith anywhere NEAR Jen LMAO I hear that!!
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Keith02
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Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 5:13 pm |
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Jen?....did I hear Jen?
Is she a dark brunette with big brown eyes and kinda fluffy in the right places?
Is she?, Huh, huh?!
Comeon, don't be jerks and hold out on me.!!!!!!
How does she react to the sound of major appliances?....Does she cook?...Does she own an apron and thongs and have at least one tatt?  :worship: :worship: :worship:
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Singing Squid
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Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 5:40 pm |
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Keith02 @ Fri Dec 14, 2007 7:13 pm wrote: Jen?....did I hear Jen? Is she a dark brunette with big brown eyes and kinda fluffy in the right places? Is she?, Huh, huh?! Comeon, don't be jerks and hold out on me.!!!!!! How does she react to the sound of major appliances?....Does she cook?...Does she own an apron and thongs and have at least one tatt? :worship: :worship: :worship: No tatts...and can cook but is not allowed to right now...never seen an apron...she IS a brunette, but she has green eyes...
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Keith02
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Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 5:51 pm |
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I can do green eyes. My eyes are green.
This thread is absolutely NO good without pics!
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Singing Squid
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Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 7:43 pm |
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Too bad for you...
She's mine and I ain't givin her up!!! :no: LMAO :worship:
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Steven Kaplan
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Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 11:36 am |
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How would I know whether or not I'm a blonde ? :headscratch:
Hey Sis ? Why do guys always stereotype us ? They're all the same !
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It's something we've been fighting all our lives Sis, always just a pretty face :need hug:
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Steven Kaplan
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How about what's important ? Like our hooter size, and butts ? Must we just be another "pretty face" to you guys ?
(How'd I do Sis ? Am I catching on ?)
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Isis
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Keith02 @ Sat Dec 15, 2007 4:40 pm wrote: Don't ya know, "Pretty faces go places"  That may be so.... However a certain someone told me I wasn't fluffy enough... So I am not so sure about the pretty face thing...... 
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Singing Squid
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 2:48 pm |
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Keith02 @ Sun Dec 16, 2007 10:08 pm wrote: You MUST understand!...It's VERY disappointing to be stunned by your pretty face then discover you got no junk. Debatable, mi amigo...debatable 
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