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Too stunned for words.  LOL

If I were to say yes would I awaken tomorrow morning to find the cows head in bed next to me ?

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

Would you prefer the other end?

That way you could make up some extra Kappy wallets.
Charmin needs one. We all do. How else are we going to
maintain the style we want Kappy to get us accustomed to?  LMAO

One thing all the additional wallets will come with is Bupkis !   With each wallet sent, you get Bupkis !   I'm just that good !    Although I haven't got Bupkis,  I'll see to it you all still get Bupkis !

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

You don't fool me Kappy.
I'll get what I tell you to give me.
Need I remind you of the hair incident?  LMAO

Heck I just wanted to pop in and give Charmin a big ol  :hug:

Missed ya girl!  :D

And erm Kappy...you may not want your car back after they get done with it...sounds like there could be police involvement by the time they're done with it...

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[glow=violet] **Sing like nobody's listening...live like there's no tomorrow**[/glow]

Ah, g/f... I miss you too. When you gonna get your butt out here to the NW? Tell ya what, perhaps (if you don't go to the get together in Nashville)... I can get you out here for my birthday in May. I'm gonna be feeling all old and feeble the day I turn **(gosh, I can't even type the number...)  :shock: I'm thinkin, somehow, a few days out running around with you would assure me that I'm still young;)  :whistle:


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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

charmin are you already wimping out bout coming to the gathering? More people are wanting to come to meet you than they are to meet me

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"Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."

The Airplane sweetie.......

If ONLY it didn't involve the dayumed Airplane.  :no:

I haven't "absolutely" whimped out yet, but I'm not making any solid promises yet either. Ya never know what tomorrow may bring;)

and ps vic... I think ya got quite a few anxious to meet ya g/f

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

baby I am perfectly happy to move over and give ya star billing alongside Cat

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"Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."

May not want it back ?   With A bloody cow wearing Victoria's Secret Lingerie ?   HA !

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

I love it when he uses his British accent.  :yum:  LOL

Hey girl!  :hug:

I'm workin' on makin' it out to see ya...it's on my list of Things I just GOTTA Do!  :dancin:   Now I just have to accumulate some time I can take off from the new job...not to mention some bail money...just in case ya know...hehe!  LOL  

I don't know about the thing in Nashville...musta missed that...but if ya do make it there we'll be in driving distance...maybe we could meet up halfway in Kentucky or somethin'!  I would LOVE to party with ya on your birthday too...and you don't get older g/f...you just get better!!  :wink:  I'm sure we would have a blast no matter what we decided to get into!!  :beermates:

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[glow=violet] **Sing like nobody's listening...live like there's no tomorrow**[/glow]

pip pizzle muh nizzle cheeri-yo !

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

 LMAO

You're welcome Gal!



Nothing like a good Mexican food fix. I used to have the rage, until I figured out I wouldn't make a difference. People are just stupid sometimes. If you think about it we all do something stupid from time to time. Now usually it isn't our turn to be stupid, but when you go out on a road with lots and lots of people chances are one of them will be in STUPID mode. Plus I got tired of running people off the road! Ha!  :oh yeah:



Come on Charmin, no need to tell the truth here. Instead you can give us a good drunk story.





I might just take you up on that Charmin. PM me your address and I'll mail a bottle out. Hmm...can you send booze in the mail?  :headscratch:



Nah, I don't think you talk to much. It's better than dead air IMO.







Yuk! that doesn't sound good. I'm still in a bit of pain. I suppose it turns out I've been in such a good mood because they have me Vicodin.  LOL  I thought it was just the fish oil. Sorry to hear you have to have that stuff done to yer teeth. I let mine come in and they messed up some of my bottom teeth too. I may get a brace myself.



Yep, I don't see how they can mess with you here given the topic of the thread.

   

How clever!  LMAO

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The Truth Is Out There

Hey Charmin, at least you wouldn't have to be sittin' in the aluminium can for 12 hours over open water!  Uh oh, don't let Vicki hear that!


Sometimes, an airplane can be useful, ya know........

Two old boys walk into a pet shop in and head directly to
the bird section.. Jacob, the Preacher, says to John, the Farm Boss, "Dat's
dem."

The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.

"Yeah, ve'll take four of dem little budgies in dat cage up der," says John.

The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag. Jacob and John pay for the birds,
leave the shop and get into the colony van and drive over to the train
trellis bridge.

From the top of the bridge, John looks down at the 200 -foot
drop and says, "Dis looks like a grand place."

He takes two birds out of the bag, puts them on his shoulders and jumps off
the bridge. Jacob watches as John falls all the way to the bottom.


Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Jacob shakes his head and says:
"Dis budgie jumping is too dangerous fer me."


BUT WAIT!!!! there's MORE!

PART TWO:

Moments later Isaac, the Hog Boss, arrives up on the bridge. He's been to
the pet shop too and walks up to the edge of the bridge carrying another
paper bag in one hand and a shotgun in the other.

"Hey, Jacob, vatch dis," Isaac says. He takes a parrot from the bag and
throws himself off the bridge. Jacob watches as halfway down, Isaac takes
the gun and shoots the parrot. Isaac continues to plummet until he hits the
bottom. Jacob shakes his head and says, "Ya, und I'm never trying dat
parrotshooting either."


BUT WAIT!!!!.....

PART THREE:

Jacob is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Abe, the
Chicken Boss, appears. He's carrying an old potato sack out of which he
pulls a chicken -- one of those old layer hens. Abe then grasps the chicken
by the legs holds it over his head and hurls himself off the bridge and
disappears down and down until he too hits bottom.

Jacob shakes his head in sadness. "First der vas John wid his budgie
jumping, den Isaac parrotshooting... und now we've lost Abe hengliding..

That was pretty clever:)



I've thought about that. You see, there's a few places overseas I do want to go... and I'd much rather fly than take a ship. That would take too long. Though, I do like boating... just not for such a long stretch of time.  :no:
(I'm talking bass boat anyhow- not ships)  :D

Someday... maybe someday soon... I'll face my fear and get on a plane bound for...anyplace but here;)

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥