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If you regard karaoke as a religion do not try to force your rules and by-laws upon every host and singer and host in this country or the world. There are many venues and social settings Do not think that  your thoughts apply to everybody or all the bars in the world. We do it different here and dont try to tell us how to do it.You post here like there are commandments regarding karaoke.. It is not a religion!!! It is a business....

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If you want to get laid or flirt do it in the lounge (off topic) Masturbate on your own time or thread not mine. Any threads which I start and get out hand I will ask them to be deleted...Think about others....

REAL PEOPLE

There are some real people here and dont expect to hide behind your avatar and play roles.. I will give you my home phone number if you have a problem with me I am tired off the phoney crap.

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Come on, tell us how you REALLY feel....don't hold back.

And don't knock masterbation til you tried it

If this thread is already out of hand, then go ahead and delete it, but there is NO WAY I'm going to flirt with you NOR do I want your number.

So what exactly is this thread about?-Masterbation, Rules, Your phone number, Getting laid, Real people, Religion,  or Karaoke?

....All I know is REAL people masterbate, break the Rules, Have sex, and act Unreal sometimes.....and the best part of them being HUMAN is they also sing Karaoke.  :wave:  :wave:  :wave:  :wave:  :wave:

You know, I agree with both of you!  :yes:  Thank you for setting things straight!  LOL

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[quote="jreynolds @ Sat Nov 24, 2007 8:12 am"]

WHY did you use the "M"-word? That's just gross...who is sexually harassing you?

I have a Masters degree in Clinical Psychology so i already know the answers to these questions i posed.

...No one in the Psychology world would call the M-word gross.......I worked on a recreational fishing vessel for many years, making sure visitors to our small country caught many fish. My job for many years as an apprentice, was to make sure the hooks were constantly baited, and properly done so.......It tool me 12 years, but I finally recieved my masters in baiting hooks....hence..I am, and always will be a Master Baiter...........furthermore.....my right arm will always be much bigger than my left, and I wish peope would stop asking me if I had Polio as a child.....

 LMAO  LMAO  LMAO  LOL  LOL  LOL

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I used to run a bait shop....I called it the "MinnowPause"....I too had to bait a lot of hooks, but only rose to the level of apprentice.

 LMAO  LMAO  LOL  LOL  LOL

Mount Karayoker wasn't set to erupt for at least another week.  Can armegeddon be too far off?  LMAO  

<----------------------------------------------likes to poke Karyoker with a very long stick so i have a big head start when i have to run from him!  LMAO

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You can better predict when Karaoker is gonna blow if you learn his drinking schedule.

I'm gonna suggest he install a "blow before ya post" interlock device on his PC.....It works very well for me. I no longer wake up to ugly women and then discover I met them online while drunk.

great idea!  i installed a "blow- before-you-go" system on my truck, but i can't get any girls out of the bar to come try it out for me!

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Not that I have a problem with you Ollie,   but give me your home phone.  There are plenty of times I wish to reach you when you're in drunken state and I can't manage to do-so on the bboards.  I think if you start to associate "foolish post= Kappy calling",  you'll straighten up prior to posting drunk  LOL



Straight on WHAT ?   Now I'm really friggin confused

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Whether the topic here is threadjacking, or jacking,  I haven't a clue.  "Do Unto Others" is a damn good rule to live by.  


Meaning,  IF you are notorious for thread-jacking others threads what the $(#) right do you have to moan when somebody posts content you disagree with in your thread ?    Ollie,  How many threads have you taken OT to discuss YOUR OWN lifes story in ?   You recently did it in Keiths "Motorcycle thread",  you've done it in MANY.. Just because you at times have something to say,  doesn't mean you aren't doing the threadjacking and getting into stuff few (if any) others wish to discuss. Make sense ?   See, I told you in your thread.. No BS.. No fear of saying it like it is here.  Your ongoing "When I was growing up" content isn't relevant to most of the content in most of the threads, yet your lifes story keeps popping up  !  Similarly,  YOUR value's are only the values of ONE person in a forum of many hundreds, Of the many hundreds, these individuals all have values as important to THEM, as yours are to you.. Yet you still impinge yours regardless..

You want me to repeat this on the telephone,  I'll PM you my home phone number, or I can call you for free    Anyway, hope you had a decent Thanksgiving !

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Just say NO to Drunken posting!

SHEESH!

talk about getting OLD on here!

See,  Now that's what I like.  Ollie and I just exchanged phone numbers.  It's how stuff should be.  Two people can argue and disagree about stuff online,  and do the same on the phone,  and get along too..

OK,  time for bed..

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I never post sober.. It seem to make more sense when I'm drunk..  LMAO

Ok matt I know what white knuckles are... Not sure on this but I will give it a try.

Due to certain things that come with old age my resistance and attitude are on a roller  coaster right now. If I wasnt doing one show a week I wouldnt have any sanity at all!!

I used to get drunk and make kinds of important long distance phone calls then drive drunk.... At least I aint doing those things anymore... Everything comes out in the wash.. We'll figure this PWD stuff out yet...

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It's ONLY Life........many billion folks have managed to live and die it....so find the Grace and learn the dance......The secret is to listen for the rythm of it and then get in step rather than curse the song.

 LMAO

I suffer from posting while under the influence of expresso. There is no hope for me.
Maybe we can start a support group. PN - Posting Nonanonymous

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