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1)  I have Adobe Audition finally

2)  Can't find my wallet,  I checked all my pockets several times and
     realized that's useless because since I'm naked there are few pockets
     that would accomodate my wallet

4)  My feet are cracked and parched but I hate skin cremes

3)  to buy Sudafed you need to show your drivers license and my license
    is in my wallet with my money. It was embarassing standing in line at
    CVS only to realize I didn't have my wallet.  (fortuneately I was naked,
    otherwise I'd have made an (@$%&#!) out've myself, good thing this was a
    dream, otherwise I'd need to make an additional trip home to search
    for my wallet and my feet are parched)
 
    (I'm going back to sleep,  I woke up to go to the bathroom, I haven't a
    clue why I'm here typing this drivel)

6)  Why is Stephen Wright so popular when all I have to show for my lame
     humor is posts such as this one ?

5)  insert this after four, which belongs which belongs after three which is
     before six

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Errmmmmmmmmmm, I know nuffink 'bout the wallet  :whistle:

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it was keith I saw him the light fingered little buga  :whistle:

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"Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."

Pizza delivery is ringing the door bell...



1/3 WD 40 2/3 Brylcreem Applied twice daily for 2 weeks.



123 Waco Way Taos New Mexico Ask for Maria.

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I ran out've Brylcreem and Score.. I found a much better concoction tho.  I'll share the secret cuz you folks are cool 'n stuff..

Below are ingredients and tools needed for proper foot care:

Mixing bowl capable of holding at least several gallons and mixer:
Compass

Also Needed:
one 24 oz can of Schlitz "The Bull" Malt Liquor
two quarts of 10W-40 motor oil (NEVER EVER use synthetic)
8 oz. of Linseed oil
12 oz turpentine
two pints Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream
vanilla extract


I stay away from conventional skin-cremes because they are just too greasy and make me feel so sticky and dirty !!!



Say it soft and it's almost like praying !  She's in Roswell now.

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

Naked? Ewwwww..

Maria was fully clothed during each session

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

 :dancin: .... Now you can record and sub in SS? No? Well, it was a thought anyhow.



Us girls must stick together, Cat didn't tell me NOTHIN'.  :whistle:  



Ewww Steven!
(okay, so I always get summer feet, cause I run barefoot too much... soak them in hot water with Epsom salts, then smother them with vaseline- I'm sure you have some of that handy? Lol- then put thick socks on and leave on overnight. Do for 3 nights in a row, then pumice them daily to get them smooth)



You don't need manufactured meds. Forget the sudafed, go have some (extra hot) salsa and your sinus troubles will be over.

 


Same reason Mr Whipple gets all the attention and I get none... your famous name was already taken.



Go back to bed Steven;)

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