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Yep, 2 hogs and a dancepole, but NO hogs ON the dancepole!......It's a rule!

Yeah, well that's just him......... he always looks pizzed off 'bout something or other. It's his nature. (not being sarcastic, just honest)

I'm sure sooner or later he'll pop back in here. I got tired of him bytching about my being here, so I said "here, now you have your own profile, you can log in and meet people too". He was gonna, then he got sorta disinterested. (?)



I swear, you're married to my husband's female twin.  :yes:  LMAO

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Nope - Buy her her own bike.  :D

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Yep, now you know why I bought two hogs.....Babs, you n me think alike....We should have sex and see if we are compatable.....Well, maybe we should cyber first and avoid the morning breath experience

BTW.....I've met someone.... .....She's really cute!.... .....And she has beautiful eyes.... ......And a killer butt..... ......And her name is Brandy.

I'm going to audition her soon.....she is going to have to wanna learn to ride a Harley and be willing to tatt my name on her butt before she came become my future ex wife, tho.

I don't know how to respond to that statement. At least you don't hide the fact you are a man pig, so she knows what she is getting into. If I heard someone talk about my daughter that way I'd kick their ever loving a$$. Maybe if you had a daughter you'd have more respect for females. I'm seriously hoping you are joking when you make comments like this. Especially the comment about Gilly's daughter. Where is the romantic Keith I know. Read your posts man. Do you hear how you are sounding?

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I guess I should have never mentioned I met someone.......I still love ya, Babs.....But I need a babe closer to home.

Be happy for me! Decent looking trash is hard to find, ya know?

And stop defending women from me. So far they have managed to inflict their wounds on me without your help.

I can still be romantic....If I meet one that can suck-start my Harley, I'll buy her flowers, ok?

Man humor I get it - Geez I was beginning to worry about you. Tone it down a bit testosterone boy  LMAO You are going to scare away the nice girls.

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Yeah, you're right.......I don't wanna do that.....I'm forever safe around 'nice' girls and they are safe from me...I tend to put them on a pedistal and want to keep them nice.

But sometimes they jump down, ya know?

In all seriousness, Babs...you seem like a 'nice' girl to me and you have my respect. Hope you stay that way.

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hey keith is that the chick at the bar that flashed us, if its tell her i said she has a nice rack.....cal

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Yeah, she does!.....Nope, it's not her....I ain't been back there or seen her since your visit.

This one is really cute-No, she is really good looking-No, she is really pretty......Shucks, I can't describe her ....She's not my normal type. She ain't hot and trashy, but instead more subdued and knows how to flirt in an almost invisible fashion.....

That's all I'm going to tell you cousin Cactus cause you need to stay away while I round this up and stuff her in the round pen. ...I got plans for her