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I am amazed the guy is still alive. He sure wouldnt be if that had been tried around here.

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"Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."

Morgan, that guy wouldn't have had a chance with you once you had him trapped in your garage......I pity the guy who snatches you....He will be soon be trying to return you.

You don't fool me Morgan. You chopped your hair off cause you go limp when a man yanks it.......Attempt to hide your buttons if you want, but I know where they are.

yup I cant deny I am a marked woman dahlin...you have singled me out as your special friend...so of course you know my buttons, you've been studying them...is it time to come clean and tell these good people how you have begged me to go visit you when I get to US next year...how my knight in shining armour has promised to come get me on his new bi cycle

awww baby acting coy is soooooo cute on you mwhaaaaaaaa

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"Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."

Morgan, be warned...........

If you come within 100 miles of me I will avoid you.

If you manage to evade that limit and get within 100 yards I'll break out my new riot shotgun loaded with 00 shot....And thrust me Babe, if you ever here me say, "I missed you" then you can believe I will rechamber and aim again.

No smiley emocons needed

If you want to dwell on the fact "I studied you", you need to consider I did it out of necessity, not attraction.

I ain't singled you out as a special anything except something to avoid.

I can't state it clearer than that.

Stay away from me.

I'm serious.

You've got a whole hemisphere of your own..... Stay there.

yes honey you are quite right we should keep our tryst secret...I think you have done a fantastic job of throwing them all off the scent no more needs to be said
mums the word...pssst cant wait!!!  :reddevil:  :doctor:

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"Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."

I sure hope that show reimbursed her fully for any damage incurred to her car when that rack fell against the side-view mirror, scraped the driver side door, and ALL other painting costs...

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

What about the damaged incurred by having to look at your "thingy"?  :dancin:  LOL

quite right Lena...in my experience, very few of them are easy on the eye

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"Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."

I haven't seen too many but...generally...  LOL

well babe I dont waste my time counting sheep if I am sleeples

trouble is I am so old and some of em werent exactly memorable, that I cant quite get the same number every time I count  :whistle:  LMAO

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"Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."

L M A O P M S L

You crack me up, honey bunch.  :hug:

lubs you lots too  :hug:

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"Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."

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Heck,  I don't like looking at them either !    Yech !




When you're tired
and you can't sleep
you count past thingies
instead of sheep ?
and you fall asleep
counting past thingies ?  

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

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hope the days been a goodun for ya sweetheart...did you manage to get that mamogram appointment?
Love the poem sweetness

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"Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."

OY,  I've been procrastinating making the appointment.  I know I SHOULD, but.. I suppose I'll need to do that today,  I do dread the procedure.  SInce I'm a coffee drinker, I've become somewhat cystic, and I have to admit, I do have my concerns,
and I just know this doc is going to try to biopsy these.  That's how docs are !

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

STEEEEEEEVE!

I need your help.

I'm spotting!..........It's so embarrassing!........It's leaving a wet spot on my scooter seat and I'm sliding off bar stools.

I wear my pants so tite you could see a pad-even a string, so whatever I do it's got to be totally stealthy.

Any suggestions?

Oh, and where did you get those nails!?. They are totally you!...Is that back hair I see under them?....You ho!, I wanna hear ALL the details!

Oh Keith,  I'm SO blushing about now !  :oops:   Welcome aboard Sister !   Since I "spot" all the time, I would hope there's nothing wrong with it, I assume we're just perimenopausal.  God forbid one of our sisters recommends we go see a gyno.  I really dread going.  Oy,  males would never imagine what we go thru

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

well I went talent spotting at the weekend, tis by far the more exciting spotting

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"Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."

Is this really what girls talk about?  :drunk:

Correct SweetestL, but ONLY in private of course !

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".