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all was going so well till you mentioned the word "cheap"
*sigh* I knew you had to have a flaw somewhere

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"Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."

Won't take long to do my laundry, I usually only have one load a week coz I live alone.

Whatever will we do afterward

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Remind me to bring some Boone's Farm when you're here in the spring Vic, you just dunno what yer missin'!!!

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Isn't that an old welch word meaning extraordinarily expensive?

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Hmmmmmmmm, mebbe cheap wine coz he don't gotz enuff points fer the good shtuff?  I'll hep wiv dat!!

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I remember buying my first bottle(legally) of Boones Farm when I was 18, it was 99 cents and I saved the bottle for years before it eventually got busted by some drunk guy I eventually moved up to good ole MD 20/20, I think I was 19 then.

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that would be a good inexpensive wine I gather? Sounds great...just leave the cheap stuff behind

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"Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."

Ohhhhh the noiv of the sot!!!  To bust up a memory like that ain't right

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We better invite Kappy, he did start this hole thread, and he did work with me on a keyboard part, besides somebody needs to do the dishes. We won't let him use the dishwasher either.

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see dis is where it starts to go way over my head as the brands are all totally different

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"Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."

Boone's Farm is legendary in these parts Vicki pmsl

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Do they still make it?

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Oh yeah, millions of underage drinkers would be devastated if they ever quit

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It must be that my flaw cloaking device has a flaw in it.

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Either that or someone swiped it when ya weren't lookin'  :whistle:

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Perhaps you might know whom that person would have been Miss?

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sits back and watches the play unfold

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I'm sure I dunno what you might be talkin' about  :roll:

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perhaps it would make a good "made for TV" movie. Guess who's coming to dinner,with their laundry, drinking inexpensive wine, while trying to sing on key. Do you think the Title is to long?

oh ya, every one is sooooo innocent until someone losses a limb  LOL

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Santa,   Regarding the post you asked me to share from 2005 written by your human resources dept, I figured I'll post that in here..  I think this is a better place for the post to be shared.  Hopefully the woman that asked for the expensive perfume (where I posted your original message requesting the loan) will follow this in here..

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Difficulties during delivery in United States of America becoming Insurmountable

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Santablog 2005: The people that don't believe in Santa happen to all live in multidwelling complexes, and either don't have chimney's in their condominium/timeshare/Apartment, etc or what's even worse are the attitudes of association Boards these days ! Along with the "Shivia act" around 1996 (pertaining to the placing of FCC devices on "common property"), certain local zoning ordinances also have a Santa "clause" written in forbidding landing's and takeoff's of non-motor powered forms of transportation in their By-Laws. Often a condo's Board of Director's like's to tinkle on other's parade too, It's not uncommon for association boards to send copies of their By-Laws to the N. Pole. Santa doesn't want to do anything that will result in a unit owner getting fined for By-Law infractions, he finds it counterproductive to the Christmas Spirit, so Townships with an abundance of Deliberately setup up private community living complexes will no longer be included in my delivery route.

SANTA'S HEALTH IS QUESTIONABLE:
Problem really started as far back as the 1970's. During that time "No fly zones" started becoming more strictly enforced, and the FAA began restricting altitude over certain zones even more-so than prior years... In Delaware around 1972 in fact, one of the raindeer got it's muzzle stuck in a Pratt and Whitney DC-9 engine; Between that, and the event that culminated in the death of a drunken guy piloting an ultralight around Miami Beach (needless to say ultralights shouldn't be taken out after 12:00AM anyway), Santa still got blamed, and was deposed back to Dade County. This event resulted in Santa having to head back to Miami during hot and humid daylight hours, (Between the 90+ temps of miami, and the sub-freezing temps of his natural habitat in the North Pole, Santa ended up BiPolar). Since that event (and also having to fly over Bridgeport CT, and Hoboken NJ during daylight hours) his major situational depression set in too. Santa lost some of his zeal, refused to take his psychotropic meds, and the local shrink he was seeing in Palmer Alaska was even sicker than he was. That exacerbated things I think the final straw was that the widow of the deceased (drunk ultralight pilot) had a really good Jewish Lawyer from Boca Raton. He made a few points about whether Santa was really suited to do what he's been doing over the past many many years.. The courts clamped down, and brought up Santa's declining night vision; Forced to see an Opthamologist, it turned out Santa's spatial relationship problems were likely the result of a cataract that started forming on his right eye. His hypertension was also starting to result in pressure on his optic nerve, and because Gloucoma might be present, Santa had to appeal the courts decision to restrict his international flying license with a Civil Disabilities Attorney. This all naturally took it's toll on the guy (who was no longer a "Spring Chicken" by any means).

MARITAL EVENTS, AND GREEN LASER EPISODE TAKES TOLL
Santa started becoming even more despondent because it was becoming evident to him that people just don't think as much these days, or care as much about him. Mrs. Clause was going through menopause and laying guilt trips on him for never being home... Obviously given the sparse number of people with chimney's these days, and people forgetting to open their flue Christmas eve, not to mention new laws, and safety issues that didn't exist in the 1960's, mandatory insurance he must carry all year on his vehicle (with considerably increased premiums) because of accidents, and two FUI violations; Kid's owning guns these days and taking pot shot's at the reindeer, or shining radio-shack lasers into their eyes upset him the most. Santa just didn't feel as wanted anymore; While he's still quite efficient for his age and his somewhat restricted condition, he's become more selective.

He doesn't need the gig that much anyway these days, It was a voluntary thing for him because he liked kids. As some of the kid's grew, he just got another local gig nights, something closer to home.

He now hangs out with the baby-boomers that follow Burton Cummings around. Santa's the sound man for "The Guess Who" now. I don't recall the exact details, yet around 1997 he flew over to Europe with a few pair of size 62 denim jeans, and returned with a REALLY high-end Allen & Heath mixer. It was an even trade ! (I think the mixer was a demo, but still he made out quite well IMHO); He's pretty happy with his current gig, and although he takes a few weeks in December off for his traditional voluntary work (without even taken it as a tax deduction), he's more restricted these days. He might not do Christmas at all shortly down the road



Can you blame him ? "No Time"

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