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Hey, Kappy!

This link might be exactly what you need:

http://www.bullsballs.com/

I just ordered a set of brass "biker nutz" from them for my Road King.

Keith,
You know, you're right. I can see it all clearly now:

A calf in the back yard outside our bedroom window, your bikes in the living
room chained to the dance pole....
You'd call me from aside the freeway to come pick you up cause you got drunk
and fell off your shiny new bike....
But I wouldn't be able to cause while you were out carousing, I was in the
neighbors swamp four wheeling and got stuck and broke the axle on my truck....
So you'd call one of your floozy tatooed friends to come get ya instead....
And I'd call a cute guy from the local bar who has a *bigger* 4x4 than me to
come tow me out....

Yeah, that would never work. And we'd be the talk of the town.

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

This sounds like the type of marriage quite a few I know have.  They are also outlasting many other marriages too !

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

I dunno...It might work.....Once we got home and in the shower, you could wash the floozy off me and I could wash the mud off you and we'd live happily ever after till morning when your calf would crow and start the cycle all over again, huh?

Sounds like bliss to me..................

Calves DO crow, don't they?

Look Charmin, I've been flirtin with you for several years and it's time we got neked and acted it out....I mean, really it's the only way we can finger out whether we are going to stay just friends or become ex's.........So get neked and get yer butt in the shower with me before we run out of hot water, ok?

yeah sounds like keith and charm are made for each other, well at least for one night....the truth is charm you would really love him if you ever meet him he has a hypnotizing affect on the ladies, that cool southern charm but with james bond appeal.....cal

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cal's quote:"the best things in life are free, yet those things are priceless"

Oh yeahhhh Keith....SWEET BIKE!!

Glad to see you went for the big one! Errrr....and the big ones!  LMAO

I love the Road King! Extra cooool.

I dunno... that might spoil it, doncha think? I mean, why lose all this fun we have in the forums? Besides, I'm sure that shower would be fun and all ... ... But afterwards, you'd be sure to say something masculine like "woman, go fix me something to eat now"...  :no: ... and I'd likely throw a frying pan at you. You'd get over it, order us some pizza, then later in bed I'd say something cuddly like "hon, play with my hair and rub my shoulders while I fall asleep on your shoulder" and reality would set it and you'd go sleep in the barn, cause you're skeered of stuff like that.





Wow, am I getting "favorite cousin approval"?? Haha
Cal, I'm sure he's as you say. I have no doubt he could charm the pants off the ladies and loves doing it. I just happen to like sparring w/him;)

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

Charm.......Look deeeeep into my eyes......you are getting sleeeepy......so sleeepy.....you are now in a deeeeep sleep......you are now in my total control......you will do everything I say.

Now go in the kitchen and cook me some fried chicken and mashed taters n gravy.....Then while I'm gone clean the house from top to bottom.....then polish my boots and motorcycle.....then be in bed waiting for me......

And I thought Singer's Showcase was fantasyland?!?

There's such a thing as confidence, and then there's LMMFAO!!  LMAO

 You can laff if you want to, but I GUARANTEE a gal like Charmin can cook like yomomma always wanted to.

The secret, tho is tricking her into doing it and liking it.

She already revealed one of her soft spots....She wants to rest her head on my chest while I run my fingers thru her hair and rub her shoulders......Those are efforts I've wasted on all before her, but finally I met one that purrs when I do that.....Or so she claims

I thinking I need to audition her for a week or two.

The last fella who tried something like that on me is still rubbing the side of his sore head saying "okay, okay, I was only kidding"
That shyt don't work with smart gals like me. Now, ply me with a bit o' alcohol, and I'd be putty in your hands.  :D



Ya see why I have issues with men in general? Don't want women to have those weak areas, but they always go around trying to find them and point them out.  :yes: But, that was just an "example" in my "story".... I didn't reveal anything;)

Keith, don't make me drive down there.  :hug:

G'nite people, have a good sleep/snore/roll in the hay- whatever's on your menu tonight.  :wave:

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

My momma didn't cook.....she was good at leaving 3 hungry kids...

Anyhow, this was a freakin' coincidence......my wife made fried chicken and taters last night, and after reading this, I asked....but where's the gravy?
Should've seen the look I got!!  :shock:
I told her I was just kiddin', but then, I got gravy.

The sex is startin' to be like the gravy too......gotta hope for it.

You better hope your wife never logs in here and starts browsing around... I have a feeling you'd be in big trouble. (like.... I would if my hubby were to log in and browse around)  LMAO

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

 LMAO  LMAO  LMAO  LMAO
OMG  LMAO

My advice for any unhappy wife is rather simple;

Buy your husband a Hog and you will never see him again.

Wait.. Perry,  This happened to you around two years ago did it not ?   Somebody told your wife about this forum and she was reading some of the content ?   Not only that, but she found a womans phone number in your possession ?  I thought you already experienced this content getting shared..

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

Naaaahhh, no trouble....she doesn't care about this place. She thinks I'm chattin' with women in my hometown.

God's honest truth.....I haven't done that. But she keeps givin' me new ideas!

Yeah....I do have a feeling FixinMyFord would be a little upset! He looked a little pi$$ed off in his photo.

That's a hell of an idea there!!  LMAO

I'm jealous man....you have 2 hogs.....and a dance pole.  LMAO

Not exactly Steven. I was typing here while she was standing behind me watchin'.....little sneak.

The woman's phone number thing, that was some hog that offered to give me a ride to karaoke after they shutoff the gig at the hotel where I stay on my job.
I never called at all, because even I know what that was all about.

When I tried to explain to the wife what the intent was, she said....Yeah! I bet she wants to give you a ride!  LOL

I'm not worried about what I say here....I'm not hiding anything really.....well...not much.