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OK,  I recognise this progression.   This method of posting precedes Keiths next post which is usually an invitation for me to leave a thread


Acknowledged  LOL


(Can you tell I've been working on Discovery law the past few days.
 Kappy <----- InterrogatoryRus chick )


Last time Keith was making friends in Karaoke Scene and I got invited along it was to carry the picnic basket.  I had to sleep in the trunk of the car and I can't begin to tell you the severity of the motion sickness I experienced when the car started rocking.

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STEVEN!

I HAVE NEVER ASKED OR INSUINUATED YOU LEAVE A THREAD!

I love you like a brother.

Are you a sympathy puker too?.....It's ok if you are, I'll stop for you but just you.

,  Nah Keith,  I'm just funnin... See above..  I was talking about the last thread where you did invite me along where I ended up sleeping in the trunk.  Personally I have a really high threshhold to puking, it takes a lot, I hold back.  I believe the proper term for my type is "Type A Personality Hurler"  and when I let go,  the next step is coma... I had an experience with this bar tender I was going out with, she was gorgeous, knew I liked Grand Mariner... I drank a bottle, and besides nearly drowning naked in a pool we were skinny dipping in when I got the spins suddenly, I spent the night on the toilet trying to face both ends downwards towards the ground, and it was VERY tough to locate the ground during that particular event... It was quite the awakening.. Needless to say, somewhere over the course of the night, she disappeared, as did a full day or two of consciousness.

Alcohol poisoning is a scary thing. As is food poisoning.. Yet fortuneately I haven't puked since the 1970's.  That was the end of the "Barfazoic Era".  Presently I've learned to accept middle-aged existence as a man (with pants around my ankles and the squirts). I better stop lest I end up acused me of trying to impress the chicks in here again

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sorry about the above post.  I didn't mean to gross anybody out.  I forgot accused has a second "C" in it

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

Hope this "does" it for ya





True story, Steven...your "girl power" comment made me laugh so hard I got the hiccups. I have an extremely soft voice, hiccups are the loudest things that come out of me. So, I got my mic out and tried to record them for you but all I did was laugh. Then, when I turned my mixer off, wahlah, the hiccups were gone!

I'm so glad too, otherwise I would have been blowing chunks at dinner. Hiccups and eating don't mix for me.

Ya, I know, way too much info, but it's your fault!  LMAO

tyvm, and nope, I don't.  LOL

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My last power puke where I didn't want to toss was about a year or two ago.

My buddy dragged me into a biker bar and introduced me to Capt Morgan n coke.

10 or 12 drinks later I ended up up on my bedroom floor in a puddle of puke. Oh God!.....I made it all the way to the bedroom and bent over to pull off my cowboy boots-then tossed it all up-then fell against the wall where I banged my head hard. I already had my pants down round my ankles so they ended up full of dinner and Capt Morgan too......I woke up an hour late for work with my pants full of dried puke still wearing my boots and my head pounding badly.

Oh Lena !   The things I could teach you

You never had a man show you how to crack a loud one, or how to experience the beauty of the Bronx Cheer ?

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Keith, yeah..  It's those sugarly or sweet drinks that are by far the worst..  Like Nights in white Ouzo (spent in the bathtub trying to keep from falling out and landing on the ceiling), Drambuie, Chartreuse, Schnapps..


(Do you think the females in hear would find my less manly if I told them about the episode with the Pink Squirrels?)

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

Gotta run, catch you folks later..

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

Nope. What is a Bronx cheer?

Oh! I DO have a blood curdling scream. *Smiles proudly*

Sweety the world has been crying global warming long before mr Gore climbed on the bandwaggon. I am Pagan, we care about the earth and AG's campaign has done nothing to sway me from what I believe...humans are worse than animals about caring for their environments. Take a walk down the road on any given morning and see the mcdonalds boxes and wrappers strewn over the streets, shredded tyres that have come off articulated trucks, stolen cars that have been smashed and then set afire for the hell of it
And this is in a country that is famous for its "low crime rate"
Thank you for being sweet bout the car, but I will drive it and love it no matter what anyone else says...now one person who has just bought a cool car is Catseyeview, she showed it to me today YUMMY

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"Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."

Besides Keith shes mine  :drool:

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"Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."

OK,  Cuz I could've gotten my mic out, tried to sing, and scared you if your method didn't work

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Awww, singing doesn't really scare me, but just about everything else makes me scream.  LOL

When you lift your arm,  cup your hand against your armpit and release trapped air making a loud flatulance-like sound

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

Ah, I see. I prefer the traditional form of f*rting. You don't look silly doing it, and no one has to know.

They call me silent but deadly. muahaha.

omg, did we just say that?

Must be the meds talking.  LMAO

Lena, did you ever hear my achey breaky fart parody....one of my best works... ......it was my first sub......if you got stitches, you better wait to hear it.....