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Yeah, but she doesn't talk about it much.  She had a crush on him for awhile (must've been the golden voice ).  Now whether the following statement is true or not, I can't be sure, but she claims

"Oh, Kappy, until I met you, I never knew what it was like being with a real man"

Problem is,  I couldn't make up for all those other semi-men she dated, and she became so demanding of my time,  I couldn't post in here as much. The restraining order wasn't my first option of ways to settle this.

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

It must be really tough being you sometimes, all those women constantly harassing you  :worship:

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[shadow=white][scroll]Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass.....It's about learning to dance in the rain[/scroll][/shadow]

Thank you for understanding.  Very few have the insight to realize that not everything is as glamorous as it appears when being viewed from the outside.

Here's an example.  While she knows I usually only get a few hours sleep between 8AM-noon, Cheryl Tiegs name still comes up on my caller ID 4 times.  Does she leave a message ?   NO    What's wrong with these people ?

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

[glow=blue]I'm thinking maybe she thinks she's calling Cover Girl for her residual checks.[/glow][schild=1 fontcolor=00FFFF shadowcolor=0000FF shieldshadow=1]Kappy..where's my checks?[/schild]

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OK Kappy, here's how it is...what's wrong? They're looking for a little somethin' somethin' and they can't get it from your answering machine.

People have needs.

Once you have a "real" man, you never go back.

I say be the philanthropist "you all" know you are and do your bit for womankind.

It may improve your sleeping habits.  LMAO  :dancin:  :dancin:

IHTH

Quit being a diva, Steven.  :2cents:

[glow=blue]ooo..ooo...ME! ME! lets go have some tequila before ya spend all kappys moolah! [/glow]

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Do you promise not to let me strip in public if I get a lil tipsy?

(I don't drink)  LMAO

[glow=blue]You have just had a Kappy experience. Step away from the channel changer...put down the Ritchie poster....[/glow]

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The poster? OMG, I can't. Please don't make me.  LOL

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

That was a fascinating article. tyvm for posting it.