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Hey Kappy, if I send you a pic of my ex can you paste her face on a pic of her horses butt?

That would be fitting!  LMAO  LMAO  LMAO  :hi5:

Depends.  How important to you is the integrity of the Horses a$$  ?   I can't be held responsible if it loses something in the process.

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Keith - My thumb joints are killing me. How do you keep from getting fatigued hands when riding? I have this problem with my throttle hand going numb. It is usually my pointer finger and thumb that get the abuse. I've tried everything, but it just won't stop.

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Man its sure good to see Keith back on the scene my cousin has to many toys, ya'll he works hard and deserves them and besides there a helluva lot cheaper than a woman, no offense  to the Lady's out there, after all  today is my 15 year anniversary  and i  would not  trade  her  for anything in the world. Keith would have already had me knocked off and took her if i was not kin....Keith you come riding up on that road king i just as well throw in the towel she will be gone for sure...... cal {that might be one way to get you to Oklahoma }  Its hard to believe shes 47

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Babs, start with your wrist flat against the throttle when you grip it, then learn to hold it kinda loose....Also consider a pair o gloves with padded palms and try not to place your upper body(massive boobie) weight on the bars....find gloves that are made for bikes and won't wad up in the palm when you grip the bars.

Catus Jack, you know I got this thang for your wife Diane. She is way too good for you, but you are lots better than me for her. It wouldn't be so bad except she ain't just good looking, she is also built like a brick outhouse, and she cooks good too!

Do me a favor and post "Bluesman" for me in Singer's Showcase...The one you recorded of me last Aug....I still can't get my machine to act right and post it myself....Make sure to include the trailer with you announcing.

I'll be up to see you this spring! I want to meet your 20 year old house guest that wants the reduction surgery.

Diane says she loves you too. and the poison you gave her has not worked yet nor the hair dryer in the shower trick. {thank God for gfi's} will post your song .....cal

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Poison?.....That was my cooking!.....glad you survived it.

Thanks for posting the song.....I'll try the next one sober

Okay cuzin its on the showcase ya'll who listen its under cactusjack1 but its keith singing and me doing some commentary at the end i will post a song soon...cal

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Little secret.....That song was dedicated to Kappy.

I think he can identify with it......or will someday.

OK,  NOW if this don't get my a$$ to the showcase nothin will !

................I be gone !

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I listened to Keith's sub last night. It was nice to finally put a voice with the name.

Thank you keith - You rock!

Chuck I couldn't find a showcase song by Keith. Did he really have one?

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Go up to Cactus Jacks post at the top of the page and click on Showcase.

what do you think cuz lets do a whole album i will fly down around xmas i will do my elvis and  my neil diamond  you can do seven spanish angels and we will work on some duetsl whatcha think...cal

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c'mon kappy sing one!!!!!!cal

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I wish I could Cal.  I wish I could


Oh yeah,  I'm supposed to be sleeping.  But It started to seem like work, I just got bored... Anyway, trying again... Gorgeous wife Cal.  Post more (photo's that is)
Keith,  let's meet halfway at Cals.  You and Cal can go fishing or something.  :mrgreen:

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I got a better plan Kappy............Cactus and his lovely wife can go fishing while we visit with his house guest who despartately wants reduction surgery.....That is a BIG decision and I think she needs some counseling first

Besides, I doubt you could convince his wife to stay home when he goes fishing......She started going with him after he came home from "fishing" and she asked, "Did you catch anything?"....And he replied, "God I hope not!"

Well,  Now I'm even more convinced that both you and Cactus need some time together alone to discuss family matters.  Sometimes it's best to let a neutral source handle such big decisions.  Sounds as tho Cactus's wife has some trust issues. She needs to let Cal enjoy himself while he's out doing his thing, and similarly he needs to trust that she too can remain perfectly trustworthy at home doing [strike]my[/strike] her thing without risk to a healthy marriage.

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".