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I'm with Sharon. Usually I like Vodka and 7up or soda.

I only drink tequila if I feel like setting my vomit on fire.  :D

Hair lip walks into a karaoke bar, and there's this hunch back bartender...huge hump, stuck out like sore thumb. Hair lip boy asks him....ow muh is yor ynonny water wed wabel....bartender says ..johnny walker red label is $10 a shot...HL boy says....weeeeew, I tant affowd no ten dawwers a chot....ow muh fo ya veeeee-0h........B tender says....V O is $9 a shot....HL boy says wuuuuuweee, da I wuk wike a Walkafewwa ta ou...I tant affort no nyine dowwa a chot....ow muh is a beyear.....Btender says....beer is $8 a twelve once glass.....HL boy says....o my dod, I tant ford nyutten in dis pwace, bu I wout wike ta tank ou fa na matin fu a mi foh bein a hairwip taz toe myen...eeee peepo do....Btender says,..... no problem, and I'd like to thank you for not making fun of the fact that I'm a hunch ba......oh.........ya, a hunch back????.....says the hair lip....iz dat bid o ting up ober ya wight sholda a hump.....I taut dat wa ya a$$.....eberting elss awound here i toe high.......

I suppose that's what I was trying to say :LOL:  However I would never say such a thing on Melly's bboard of course !

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Stephen I think earlier you mentioned Bacardi 151. I remember back in my college days that stuff used to make me into a zombie. I'd drink it with Coke, and the caffein in the Coke would keep me awake while the 151 would somehow disable my normal cognitive mind. I'd be walking around in a dream like state doing very odd, unmentionable things. Yup, that was good stuff!  LMAO

Oh, back on topic...I can't imagine how I could do karaoke while drinking Coke and 151. Many of you might find it entertaining though.

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You know, I used to really go crazy on Kamikazees!

I'd order 'em "British"... had to train my barkeeps that meant really, REALLY Limey! !

I'd no longer be allowed in here.  I really was blessed with the ability to totally alienate all living things when I drank.

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