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PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 5:13 pm 
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Actually, several of us have pooled together some money, to bribe Steven to stay off the forums......unfortunately he is independently wealthy.


Well,  I wouldn't mind earning a little more.   Don't give up !
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[scroll]WATCH LOCAL FLYERS FOR THE BIGGEST BASH OF THE SEASON,  COMING SOON, THE LABOR DAY 3-DAY ANNUAL KEEP KAPPY OUT OF KARAOKE SCENE LOWEST RATES OF THE YEAR[/scroll]

$15.00----    Will Keep Kaplan from Posting for 2 minutes
$25.00----    Will Keep Kaplan from posting for 5 minutes
$50.00----    Will Keep Kaplan from posting for 2 hours and 0 Minutes
$100  ----     Will Keep Kaplan from posting in Karaoke Scene for 12 hours.

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Other Services provided.

$250--   Kaplan will laugh hysterically using LMAO  Emoticom for one month following
             two of your daily posts in Karaoke Scene forums, No days shall be missed

$100--   Kaplan will pretend he doesn't like your KS enemy and PM you constantly
             bashing person of your choice*

$125--  *Above service assuming Steven Kaplan is said individual*





[fade]BE THERE. FREE LOLIPOPS FOR THE KIDS ![/fade]

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 6:29 pm 
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Not much chance of anything actually hitting the water, right?



Wait til these internet pills I've been taking kick in.   She will love me more than any men.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 6:05 pm 
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OK,  I'd like to thank all the loyal subscribers who've sent their money in, and I will keep my part of the bargain as promised.  Please,  no more PM's or Emails,  the number of responses to the labor day special have been unbelievable, and I can only handle a limited number.

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ha ha ha  LMAO  you are funny steve

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 6:20 pm 
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I see my check to you for $250 has cleared !

(you told me for that $250 payment that you'd also let me pretend this was all my original idea,  I want my money back)   :(

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 8:11 pm 
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Steven Kaplan @ Fri Aug 10, 2007 2:10 pm wrote:
Can that really happen assuming nothings dangling in the water ?  I seriously HOPE not  :shock:


Now I'm not speaking about Steven....I need this for my own inquisitive mind.....................will electricity travel through a turd.....because if it can, there has been, and will be times I can say......."Houston, we have contact"........ :yes:  :yes:  :yes: .........mama.....get the butter knife...... LMAO


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Excellent post Johnny !  For this very reason A person must never take a dump !    You leave it in the water to discharge.  I'm relieved to know I'm not the only profound thinker here !  Electricity always tends to follow a path from the computer and toaster oven to the toilet water so play it safe and wear rubber gloves during breakfast.


I'm reading a book about naturopathic medicine, homeopathy, holistic health, and some of the new age remedies look quite interesting.  Especially this chapter on curing hemmorhoids with aroma therapy. Some of the stuff is strange though.  It's just wrong to go to a health store for your deviated septum and have a clerk hand you a box of candles while telling you to "Stick it in your ear". This ear candle stuff doesn't seem safe.

Oh yeah,  Is this stuff big on the west coast ?
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/tv/258979_tv10.html

(and I thought a few of the folks around here had way too much money)

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and the cats in the kettle at the Peking Moon
 I don't think I'm going back there soon

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 3:17 pm 
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Is there a bonus for hitting 10,000?  


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Holy Xit !    That is coming soon  :shock:

I wasn't aware how close I was Sheree !   I better start preparing my speech !

Let's see...


[strike] In retrospect the past 2 years and 7 months here in Karaoke Scene brings a spectrum of [/strike]

[strike]  We are assembled here tod[/strike] :confused:


Where's that little Stepanopolus guy that's a spokesman for we big folks anyway !

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well spotted Sheree huggs g/f

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:hug: Hi Vicki!





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PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 3:50 pm 
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Steven Kaplan has HOW MANY POSTS?????

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hahahha love the likkle critter...btw what a treat that you and Milo turn up on da same day...you hunting in packs?

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I am stalking her as usual....  :wave:

I know a good thing when I see it.  :whistle:

Ooooh I like the Psycho pic there Kappy! Nice touch! LOL


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OMG !

Even my Avatar is doing weird stuff  :shock:
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LOL,  I was thinking abut using that photo too Sheree !   That, and also the one where he's in the cell at the end saying

"I know they're watching me now,  and when they____  Look at that nice old lady
she wouldn't hurt a fly"..

LOL

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That last comment about the male strippers isn't going to work Milo.  I have WAYS of keeping my post count under 10K !!!!

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Steven would want male strippers.


I saw that post too Sheree !   I'm still staying on this side of 10K  (HAHAHA)

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hi sissy!  i'm barely hangin' on but i'm here!   :hug:


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i guess we better get busy with the party preparations huh?  i'll bring the male strippers (just 'cos kappy would want me too...)


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Ooooh you temptress! With your hanging balloon carrying emoticon.. you know I snagged that.

YES! *clears throat*

Steven would want male strippers.  :yes:

Bring 'em on.  :dancin:


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