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I think 5 years went by before i told him what I said.
 
My parents live in a ritzy Condo development where the golf course spider webs the Condo Complex,  If you push/slice the ball,  you easily will hit a condo on the side of the fairway,  it's a hazardous course with plenty of insurance claims. Similarly, if you hook the ball, you might hit a condo on the otherside of the fairway. Someday in a different thread I'll tell you why I often never went to look for my golfball.  (Especially after hearing the sound if glass breaking). 
Remember in the "Jazz Singer" Neil Diamonds father goes "I have no more son" ?  Well,  my dad was pi$$ed as all hell, he has a crappy SOH ! 
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Regarding Confessions.   I never broke 100.  Lord only knows what my score would've been on all 18 holes.