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Ripped off from the Redneck thread.

You know you're a Mexican if you think Bud Light is a great beer.

You know you're a Mexican if you refer to steak as "carne asada"

You know you're a Mexican if you think car insurance is optional.

You know you're a Mexican if you think three kids is not enough.

You know you're a Mexican if you think $10 an hour is good pay.

You know you're a Mexican if you have a calling card.

You know you're a Mexican if you know how to wire money.

You know you're a Mexican if you think 100,000 miles on your car means its still new.

You know you're a Mexican if you think $5,000 for a car is a lot of money.

You know you're a Mexican if you buy clothes from a driveway.

You know you're a Mexican if you think the age of consent should be 14

You know you're a Mexican if you see graffiti and it doesn't bother you.

You know you're a Mexican if you receive more in gov't benefits then you pay in taxes.

You know you're a Mexican if you have no idea what April 15th is.

You know you're a Mexican if you got your social security number from a park.

You know you're a Mexican if you think numbers equal power.

You know you're a Mexican if your idea of exchanging information at a car accident is running down the street.

You know you're a Mexican if your interest rate on a car loan is 23% APR

You know you're a Mexican if you zip code starts with 900_ _.

You know you're a Mexican if English is a foreign language to you.

HEY!!
I've done this:



And HEY!!

This sounds alot like my Bronco;)




These are pretty funny.  

But you're gonna be lucky if they don't tan your hiney for this:)

Nice to see some slack taken off us rednecks tho, muahaha.

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I worked with a Mexican once and he came up to me and said....Hey man, I know you are Mexican!!! you should not be ashamed!!! ... I then busted out laughing and said NO!!!! I am not a Mexican!!!.. but I am part Indian and is why I am so tan!!!

He then said...nah man!!! I think you are Mexican!!! I couldn't help but laugh at the guy, and I still insisted that I was Indian, but he did not believe me

People are so funny at times it just cracks me up  LMAO

Personally, I think you look more Indian than Mexican..... though it's been a while since I've seen your pic.


(was that a very subtle hint?)

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Hint???
uh??? Not that I am aware of.

And HEY!!

WHAT is wrong with Bud Light?

I happen to be a Budweiser drinker (only on occasion tho) , thank ya very much.... and I've never even BEEN to Mexico.  :drunk:


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..  If you live near Jerry and can find employment   <rimshot>

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Oh please!  LOL   There's plenty of white people that can see themselves in most of these too!

I'm with Odie on that one.

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Worst beers I'd ever had were Ballantine, Milwalkee, Schmidt, and Red Label.  Even cold those are horrendous.

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Ugh..... in the days (long past, fortunately) that my dad was an alcoholic, he always bought Milwaukie's Best beer. That stuff was nasty.

(i know this why.... because of course i used to sneak it when he got drunk enough not to notice, so whatever dad had in the fridge is all i had to sample)  :D

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My ritual was to down 4 (50 ML beakers) of Bacardi 151  (I stole these from Chem dept and used them for shots), shotgun three Schlitz "The Bull" Malt liquors (or a sixpack of Pabst if the College lounge cafeteria was out've the Malt Liquor...  and go to morning classes.  Not every morning of course.  But at least one or two a week until my first detox.  The heavy drinking didn't start until around 6 ir 7 PM

Self medicating.

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I was offended by the Bud Light comment, and it just got worse after that... but then again, Timber always gives me crap about the water that's called Bud Light, rather than the motor oil swill he slams down! !

At least when it comes to my autopsy, they won't be chiseling out my kidneys! !

Gawd I was just going to throw in Milwaukee's Best here. I always felt it was Milwaukie's Worst. They used to have this at The Coast in San Marcos in my college days. Thursday night was $.25 pitcher night. The Coast was kind of a Country oriented place and a serious pick up place. I remember a girl tried to teach me to 2-step, but too many pitchers for me. I used to have one in each fist - ie "Double Fisted". It was hard to pick up women when stepping on their feet though. ! Sorry told you I have a lot of stories. There was also the time at the Yukatan Liquor Stand in Houston where a gal tried to teach me to line dance. When they swung the line around I was on the outside and got tossed.  LMAO  I'm sorry to say I never learned to do either. But I did try.

I know...a native Texan that can't 2-step or Line dance.  :drunk:  Guess there is always tomorrow.

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I think the blandest beer I ever tasted (which incidently I really DID like the flavor of) was "Billy" beer.  Was that named after Billy Carter ?   Vaguely recall that.  It wasn't around long at all in NY State though.

The beers I really couldn't stand were those skunky cheep-a##ed beers that for obvious reasons were considerably less costly to purchase.

Besides that,  during the cigarette days there was only one brand that I thought was hideous tasting.  If a woman NEVER wants to have to worry about a guy bumming a ciggie off've her, the solution is smoke "Eve".  Those perfumed tasting hideous things (at least were) an abominable mixture of perfume and tobacco IMO..   Not sure if anything has changed.  More and More Menthol were pretty good IMHO..

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

A new beer I found is "Moose Drool" red ale from Montana.. Not too bad actually..

Never made it to the northeast.  Rolling Rock came out the last few months I drank,  I like the light flavor of that beer too.  Or was it Rolling Rock Non-Alcoholic I was drinking,  I don't recall... I think they made that NA for a short time as a less costly option to Moussy and Clausthaler.

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

When in Mexico, I try to go local.. XX, Pacifico, Tecate, or any I've not tried before.. [schild=random fontcolor=000000 shadowcolor=C0C0C0 shieldshadow=1]Mexico Beers Are Tops[/schild]

I've never tasted beer in a different country.

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

You really should get out more..  LMAO

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