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My money is almost here.. All I have to do is send $30,000 in fees to Africa..

I'm going to be rich!

I knew I shouldn't have ignored my chance to be rich. I just hate all the paperwork involved with windfalls.

Between the money from Africa that will be arriving (march 14th post), and your recent winnings you certainly will be wealthy !  Congrats !  Well worth the $30,000 considering what's coming your way



(How are you going to spend the Bupkis ? )



Incidently,  I'm still trying to figure out who "She" is.  I keep getting EMails about this woman, and apparently "She'll love me more than any other Guy"  :shock:,  but I need to buy some enhancing pill first in order to see where she is hiding

Anyway,  I think she'll be arriving in a package that either has Bupkis, or "Squat" written on it.  Each time I ask the postal clerk if my fortune has arrived, I get the same response.  "You aint got Squat".

Same dialogue each day,  I walk in,  "Have I gotten Squat yet" ?   typical response, "you're not getting squat".  I wonder why it takes so long to get it  :(

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^^

I once had a distant relative that was considered at one time to possibly be the richest man in the world....but I never saw a penny of it.

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I never knew how many relatives I have in Kenya that are famous, and very wealthy and get killed each month in Kenya do to angry hippo's ! I wonder why this happens ?  :headscratch:

It was nice of them to leave me their money !   Seems to ship slowly though

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

How come you all get to be rich and I only get email about how to enlarge my p....well...gee wiz!!!

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Keep it legal!!!

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I've ordered that program for the past three consecutive years !   That seems to work very slowly too.  

Yet it's funny,  I was talking to my folks about these types of spam/bulk emails... While I assumed they sent those randomly to most emails,  my mom, and sister haven't received those (they both also have noticeably female Screennames),  My father and I have gotten loads of them.  I was told that the random generators send those to male, AND unkown gender screennames however it'd be my assumption they'd just bulk generate those and randomly send them to as many users as possible.  Not sure.  Yet I don't know of female screennames that have received those,  I'm sure there must be loads that have though.

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I got this the other day:




Ref: UK/9420X2/68
Batch: 074/05/ZY369

We happily announce to you the draw (#1081) of the FREE LOTTO AWARDS,
online Sweepstakes International program held on the first of May Two
Thousand And Seven. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number:
56475600545 005 with Serial number 5368/13 drew the lucky numbers:
09-11-22-39-40-42(bonus no.12), which subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd
category i.e. match 5 plus bonus.

You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of 500,000.00 GBP
(Five Hundred Thousand Pounds Sterling) in cash or cheque credited to
file KTU/9023118308/03. This is from a total cash prize of
£5,500,000.00 shared amongst the (11) lucky winners in this category i.e. Match 5
plus bonus.

All participants for the online version were selected randomly from
World Wide Websites through computer draw system and extracted from over
100,000 (One Hundred Thousand) unions, associations, and corporate
bodies that are listed online.

To file for your claim, please contact your fiduciary agent with the
details below:

Name Agent: MR. STEVE HARRY
Email: steveharr@freelotto-online.co.uk.tt
Tel No: +44 7011130423
Fax No: +44 7005947485

Note: You are to contact your fiduciary agent immediately and provide
him with these information’s so that he can help you in processing the
release of your winning sum to you as soon as possible.

*NAME:
*ADDRESS:
*CITY/STATE:
*COUNTRY:
*NATIONALITY:
*PLACE OF BIRTH:
*DATE OF BIRTH:
*AGE:
*SEX:
*EMAIL ADDRESS:
*TEL:
*MOBILE:
*FAX:
*MARITAL STATUS:
*OCCUPATION:
*NEXT OF KIN:

Hmmm...won a lottery I didn't even buy a ticket for!!  How lucky can I be?  

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Congrats !    One of the greatest things about the Internet.   Money just drops into the laps of quite a few in KS !

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Any of you get your inheritances yet ?   Just wondering if mine is the only arrival that's this slow !   My concern is, assuming this all comes at once,  the IRS is going to hit me hard for unearned income tax.

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I am still waiting for mine too... I figure I have been a millionaire at least 6 times this week.. And still I get nothing in the mail...These people are just a big tease.....

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I doubt they are teasing !   Better to think optimistically,  The boat is so heavy with all our KS money,  it's not moving as fast !   Realistically, WHY would they spend ALL this time typing up letter just to me if they weren't genuinely concerned ?

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Same here, My family lineage is quite interesting.   Both Einstein and Newton are in my family tree someplace. We all share the same ancestry !  Both of their great great great grandparents were Hominids too !

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Dave,   In case you didn't know,  this is the way you can tell that the Email you received is genuine.  


See that "TM" ?   That means noone else can pose as being this guy !   If they did they'd get sued.   This guy has credentials and he's willing to even post that he's on record as having a registered Trademark so you can trust him !!   If anything goes wrong, and you lose money sending him his due request cash Western Union (often these bigwigs in foreign countries for our own good wish to receive cash to expedite the process, otherwise checks take ages to clear) with the POMG in knowing you can always trace him by cutting and pasting in a search engine, and it'll give you all you want to know about this gentleman !

It's an old trick I learned from being on Ebay.  If ever a seller has very few transactions next to his name, and he's stupid enough to sell an extravagant item for dirt cheap take advantage of his cash via Western Union accepted only offer.  Reason being, if you don't get the item, somebody else will and these people have few transactions because they are losing the shirt off've their back practically giving these items away !  It's always best to send cash Western Union !  Even though these items also ship very slowly. For example,  I'm still awaiting the Zeos 486 DX-2 computer I purchased in 1995 for only 600 bucks cash, but Zeos is a great company !  This guy even threw in the Nanou 14 inch CGA monitor and 9600 baud modem !  How could I go wrong ?

Eben,  You ever get your inheritance from John,  your cousin in the UK ?


I'm trying to figure out if our money is coming across the atlantic on the same freighter.  This might account for why things have been slow.  That's A LOT of weight being shipped across the ocean,  and I'm sure customs in Boston needs to check the gold ingots too, to make sure nothing dishonest is being smuggled into the US.  Personally,  I can't understand how anybody kind enough and willing to over-see the safe deliverance of our money for just the shipping, and processing fee, would also be the type that would partake in anything dishonest but in todays world I suppose you have to be cautious regarding who you can trust !

Still,  there's something nice in knowing that there are still decent people in the world today who care about us.  Strangers we've never even met.

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

I'm starting to wonder if Sharon might be correct !

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But how did they know about my relatives that were killed by those Hippos if this isn't real ?

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WOW !


Look who's sending me Email now !!!





(What type of guy does Perry Mason think I am anyway ?)  :(

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".