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I just got back from the health club and I am pooped. I'm thinking about taking a nap. Now how silly is that. I love the elliptical machine. I looked into buying one for home, but man they are expensive!

What's your work out routine? (mating rituals don't count)  LMAO

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Oh, well, in that case..... I guess I can't share my  *tight buns and thighs in 14 days- guaranteed* plan with you all;)

My workout routine?

I'm currently working (until June 4th) as a dietary aid at a senior care home. Hun, I get all the exercise I need there, I run my buns off all day. Matter of fact, it's a bit much.... I realized quick enough, this is NOT my calling. Much as I like it, I hate it. Then I'll be starting work for an Insurance agency again.... back to being a stick in the mud and gaining weight as I sit in my computer chair and stare at a comp screen all day.

Plus, I have 4 kids, a hubby, 2 dogs (make that 3 dogs, if ya count Tuckers) and a grandbaby... between the dishes, the constant laundry, the never ending vacuuming-sweeping-dusting- etc... I get my exercise.  :D Sometimes I wanna go into one of those places and tell all the people working out "HEY!! You wanna lose weight and get toned up? Come over to clean my house 3 times a week.. and I wont charge ya a darn thing".  LOL

(actually, I've thought of joining a gym, but WHO in the heck has the time? )

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If it aint real cold or hot out I'll walk down to the road and get the paper or mail.

Must be doin something right, last time I threw all the bales of hay off a pickup I wasnt even breathing hard. Then other times I have trouble unloading all the stuff and setting up.....

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[strike]I stare into the window of the womens aerobics room and play with myself.  It's quite a cardiovascular routine I've gotten into !   Really enables me to work up quite a sweat too, which of course raises my metabolism gets the heart rate up,l and as a result burns off calories.[/strike]

Following the rigors of my Isotonic routine, I go out and get a few cheeseburgers, a milkshake, and return here to Moms basement to hang with you folks.   I only have so much time given my current schedule to take care of my body !



I didn't initially see mention of this.  Let me delete my post.  Sorry,  wasn't paying attention.

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I just started working out last week. So it is funny that you ask this.. cause last week my answer would have been Working in the yard and carrying things up the stairs and down the stairs at home...

This week, I hit the Rec Center in the morning. First I do Cardio on the eliptical runner.. (those are wonderful) and then I hit the weight room and then I walk about a mile to cool down, then I go home and do more housework and chores until I collapse around 10 or 11pm.

Since I started working out I have already lost 5 lbs.(I want to lose at least 15 lbs) And I am also eating healthier too and just gennerally feeling better.

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I walk my dogs.

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now now Sharon doncha go getting too darned fit on me I look nuff like the goodyear blimp  LMAO

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Holy moly girl - it sounds like you need a nap

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Kappy you little fibber I know you go on walks. It may be from window to window, but I know I've heard you mention it.  LMAO

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My goal is to lose 20lbs. I hate Ilove I hate I love the elliptical machine. You know what I mean.

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.  Yes,  I WAS walking pretty regularly..3x per day (over 3 mile loops) giving me a total of over 10 miles per day, and I felt GREAT.  Problem is that took a lot of daily time to do, and in my area, the walking was along side main roads (no sidewalks, no clearcut walking path) and given climate up here it's not always an easy walk (nor is it safe at certain times), so it's weather provisional, as well as schedule provisional but I DID make time for it because it's important, and during such times I posted A LOT less in here too of course.. but I do miss the walking, and believe me.. I FEEL IT when I don't exercize (or just walk) for instance..  Look how I get when I'm not taking care of myself.. I start posting like a pervert in here  LOL..

We went from a strange sudden winter, to the heart of spring (over night) up here, and given the horrible pollen, I can't walk now.. Air is just horrible for we asthmatics up here, (which is why I'm going to meet a millionaire super-model and move into her place in San Diego, or Arizona), just keep this little chicken coop for me musical toys..  I did a lot of outdoor stuff,  I love being outdoors, but the air quality around where I live is dangerous at times.  (I live in a swampland,  Marsh area)..  But this should be no big surprise to anybody  LMAO

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My bathing suit shrunk this past winter,  obviously it's defective !  :(

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I WORK at a gym..... but i sit on my butt ALL. FREAKIN. DAY.

It really sucks!

I can't wait till I have the baby and I can join all the ladies out there.

It's circuit training... it's pretty much exactly the same as Curves for Women. You alternate between weight machines and cardio... 45 seconds on each... then you change... going around in a circle. Make sense? I'm sure I could have worded that better....I'm too damm lazy! ! see? I need to work out. I've gotten too lazy to explain myself properly!


seriously though... I'm gonna start working out as SOON as I possibly can. I'll bring the baby and make my co-workers babysit while I exercise... they'll love it, I'm sure! muahaha *evil laugh* ohhh the things I can get away with when the owner is the baby's grandma

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that happened to ALL my clothes!!! WTF?? I think something's wrong with my closet... I mean... this didn't happen before I moved in January... I dunno what else could be causing this.... the last few months, my clothes keep shrinking....and shrinking.....

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Yeah,  It's happened to several people.  Must be the shift in the jetstream.  Global warming must shrink clothing,  Glad to know there's a logical cause !   Probably the closet problem has to do with the recent increase in Hurricanes down south.  All that humidity extends north and messes up closet stability and just adds to clothing shrinkage !   Setting clocks ahead much earlier this year also affected expansion and contraction of clothing

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As I get older things seem to be gravitating down. Pretty soon I'll be able to mop the floor without a mop.  LMAO

Did you ladies notice all the fun clothes are in the girls junior section. Why are we expected to dress frumpy when we get older. Now I'm not talking about slutty clothes. I'm talking stylish clothes. I'm not eady to dress like my mother yet.

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Well I'm glad to hear there is an explanation for the shrinking clothes phenomenon.  :headscratch:

I joined a gym about a month ago. I guess it's time I started going.  :oops:

   You mean you have to go ?   Even though you payed ?

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Apparently. I wish I could just order a new body. One day I'm sure that will be possible. Like putting together one of these Meez thingys.

That was fun.  :yes: