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OK,  so I stretched things a bit.  :(    

But it really does say Male on my birth certificate,  No seriously it does,  I'm not joking, I can prove it yeah know !!!!!!!

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

The two aren't mutually exclusive conditions,  Not to brag, but, I've been known to be able to do both at the same time.  Ask one of the females I used to go out with !

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

pmsl names I need names

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"Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."

That may be too much information for me...

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Will sing or fish for food!!I'm not quite right!!

Nice try,  but using phrases such as "too much" aren't going to get a rise out've me !

Too little, too late,  but thanks for the well wishes  :)

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

ya know its bruddy ages since there has been this much mindless repartee instead of the mind numbing copyright drivel
Long may it last

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"Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."

<sarcasm abounds>  Be nice to me!!! I am putting a lot of thought into these comments......

I always wish for all men to have a hard time.....  :whistle:

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Will sing or fish for food!!I'm not quite right!!

Mindless ?   I have to focus very hard to come up with this  :(

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

OK,  Time to hit the bed.  I'm getting tired of sitting around this forum forming post after post without getting responses.  It's starting to feel as though I'm playing with myself in here,  Better go before I come up with something, and you know how I am,  It isn't hard you know !

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

hey gimme a break I had a family to feed its 6.30pm sunday evening

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"Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."

That's why you should move back into your Mom's basement and have pizza and chinese food delivered. It gives you more available time for the important stuff like these forums.  Don't pizza delivery boys accept food-stamps in your area ?  It's a fairly easy process to order food and have it delivered.  When Mom's asleep you can sneak into her wallet and charge it to her credit card, and even if you get caught, assuming you aren't too proud to lower your standards, you still can use the welfare money you receive montly to pay for the food, it's not as though people would know,  after-all this is the internet, you can still lie and tell everybody that you're successful, and a multi-millionaire famous person and stuff.  I don't understand why some make life tougher on themselves than they need to. People confuse physically aging with cumbersome and overly stressful responsibilities that they can VERY happily live without.  People seem to forget as they get older that It's not THEIR fault that they were born !   So why make your life tougher ?  Give up some of the material stuff like property ownership, possessions, working, and pride and move back home !   This way you'll have disposable income for guitars and phone-sex.  You know,  the stuff known as soul-food for the endorphans !!!!

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

dont even think we have pizza delivery  :shock:

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"Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

OH... thought you gals wanted all men to have a timely hard!

subtlty Matt...always leave 'em wanting more

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"Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."

Then they complain how males have "one thing" on their mind and walk around in a perpetual state of Priapus.  Of course this mindset changes when the shoes on the other foot (so to speak)  

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

well honey we only have two legs to shoe

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"Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."

It's the same for males.  In fact I even told that to the policeman,  I couldn't find a third shoe that was a proper fit so I was tracing the outline for the Hitchcock Shoe Company.

I figured that the best fit would be a tight pink booty

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

well I must admit ladies tight pink booties look a little different

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"Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."

grrrrr why did my pic not show

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"Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."