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Cledus..... yer redneck's a showin' agin:)
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Cletus is ALWAYS best spelt with a "T" ma'am ! one MUST give a proud name all the respectin its deserving of, yisiree, Maw don't just hand this name out to anyone if'n you know what I mean. Fact bein, only one other brother I know of has this same name !! It's allways quikist to recollect how to say Cletus if yez breaks the name down into the 3 seperated sillybals it containts
C- as in Ca (being the first or monosillabic precurs'n)
Let- as it's spellin says, the "a" is a silent partner doncha know, it's missin from
the cleat, so one says "leet" (inbetween monosillabic second curs'n)
us- As yud say it in normal speak, such as "isss", not to be confused with
the we'z form of the personal plural pronounce. (final curs'n, no relation)
Put it all together, n it sounds jes like this
CA-LEET-US
If'n yez practice nuf, you can get mighty gud and saying it too !!!
Here's an example of what I'm sez'n !
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The most purdiest name in the world !
CA-LEET-US
Yez just must keep says'n
CA-LEET-IS
'n suddenly that name
wil never sound the same
to yez !
CA-LEET-US
CA-LEET-US
CA-LEET-US
CA-LEET-US
'n suddenly yez finds
it's nicer than pork rinds, its me !
CA-LEET-US
Sez it LOUD n there's music playin !
Sez it soft n hear Sassy-Mae bray'in !
OK, time to slop the hogs