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Pay that no never mind, its what yez can learn som'un that matters much duncha know !

Do you folks down yonder have a  "No smackin upside duh head" law ?  Most specially if ya'll side by each fo famli mugshots ?



Sorry about my poor dialect Charmin,   It's not my fault tho..

yuz might says, Yankee' boy
why don't yez settles down
Hartford aint no redneck town
there ain't no gold
reckon pa's kid's no wife-to-be
I'm maws number two man
Cletus Buddy-Buck Roy numbr three !


(reckon I spelt Roy gud agin, been practicin like iz been told i shud)

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

What duz one looks like when comparin to a jersey Heifer ?   Or yez aksin bout the power under the 'ol hood of the truck ?  A think a muzzy 351 ox power on that ford truck.  Funny how langwage difers in dif'rent locations.  Here Ox and ford aint one wird,  If'n spoke anyplace in these here parts dictionary all sound the same, wez all from the same set of jeans


nyway, needs to run, morrow nother day,  least I think it is, If'n I feels filosphics


YEHAW,   Well slap muh *ss and call me sally !!!!!

The new hound, Sassy-mae's  call'n fo sum slop !!!!!!

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

That goes way back !    Back to the time I won two awards..  One for the most Karma, and one for the least !  

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

Steven, even I need a translator to read that.  LMAO

You sound like a Bayou Boy, not a redneck... (think of the older, big guy in "Forest Gump"...) Can't understand a dang thing those Cajun brand of Redneck's say.... or, mumble would be a more appropriate word. It's French twanged, mixed with redneck slang, then slowed down with a reallllyyyyy slow southern drawl which crossed the borders from Georgia and Texas....

Steven.... You "vittle" hounds, you "slop" hogs.....  LMAO

And as to the "slap upside the head law"... dunno about in the south, I'm a western girl now, doncha know..... But as for here, it's illegal except in the case of a wife slapping a misbehaving husband upside the head. That's allowed. (and... used.... frequently)

I'm kinda liking this hick side of you though, watch out lest I start flirting with you Bubba Kaplan...  :drunk:

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DANG LITTLE LADY,  call me Cletus !  :shock:

YEHAW !!!!!

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 LMAO  LMAO
you may have just found your niche Kappy
NEway my flirt is still broken so I think I shall hang it behind the door for good and become and old woman

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Naw,  No such thang,  yez'll purdy as Jersey Heifers in clover patches in the eyes of 'ol Cletus I says !  Fresh, n prime fer milkin !

Here I gotsa babyshot.  This is wen i stil had nuf fingrs to count ma age , recken I was about roughly 4 aprxomately.  I was prowd iz well cuz I lernded how to youz the washtub on mi own!   Maw was prowd to, shez not in the foto 'n I suppos'n that cuz maw is on the other side of the camra




If'n I aint rong, this particular model washtubs wirlpool, water was cold even fer a youngun but the jacoozi f-fect was intrest'n doncha now.  sumthin funny I jes recollected I did jus now recal.  Maw had me in  this here wirlpool considerby much wen she was mad and such. A couple time she put cover down 'n wood say "K Cletus, Maws had nuff,  time to go join yer goldfish"

Maw'd put the top of wirlpool down she would.  n start the water spinnin.  Never did learn ware that dang upsid down goldfis gone to, n not certin wat maw's referin to


I awoken up from sleep about a night back'n procured mahself the most mazin filsoficl consept I did..  I'l share sum wizdumb.  

"lik sand thru that thar ourglas, when her bottum gets t0o much 'n all gritty n such the optomtrist flips r over n views her bottm  as tops donch know"

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Merry Keester to yez n yezn's

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Cletus Kaplan....... hey, I like it.  

Names like that ALWAYS recall this old song my uncle used to sing. Now what kind of a hick would it take to write a song like this?

Me and brother Bill was goin' a fishin' down to the river one day
Had a can of worms and a willer pole a big can of minners and a lot of sourdough
The fish were a bitin' we're gonna have fun
Then the big man come said I'm a game warden chases me and brother Bill away
We take 'em out of sack and throw them all back the big man him did say

Well you gotta have a license, son you gotta have a license
We asked him why, and he replied
cause you gotta have a license

Pretty witty, eh?

But a fella named "Cletus Kaplan".... yeah, he'd sing a song like that:)

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥