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Apparently while swimming he was attacked by a Bull Shark off the Waters of Florida's Eastern Shore.  He felt a tugging on his leg,   next thing the surrounding waters were red.

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

who is he?

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"Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."

I thinking this maybe Kappy's April Fool's Day thread!  :)

well its the 2nd here

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"Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."

well I haven't paid attention to Steven's posts since he put on that avatar... but that's me.

But MATT  


Oh OK,   How about a 1969 photo of Briggit Bardot wearing hiphuggers and a tank top ?


Oh Well,  Sorry that she's not wearing those highuggers, and she seems to feel more comfortable without the tanktop too.   Guess I'll have to settle, anyway this is much more tasteful, I agree  :yes:

(This photo was likely taken of her around 1951/1952, easy to forget that today she'd be about 75, that is without looking at her  LOL )

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

as long as it ain't a CURRENT photo of Ms. Bardot sunning herself, I'm FINE with it, Steven! !

I've seen recent facial photos of her too Matt,   I prefer to remember her as she was (in the good 'ol days.)  LOL

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

This thread was "tugging on legs" and "Bull" btw,  April 1st.

(I'd hope by now there's little doubt)  LOL

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

You know, I just love April Fools day. Every year I usually pull something silly with my brother Andy. I didn't get to this year, I've had some good ones in my day though:)

I was thinking it would have been really funny if Phil would have done something. Like, make an announcement that the website was having to shut down. Or, put in some kinda code that changed all of our typing to various different languages or something. Haha.... but I was busy and didn't get to play on the forums much that day anyhow, so I'd have missed it.

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

El espanol seria quiza diversion, una diversa lengua seria quiza diversion.  problema e se nas comec nas traducos asiaticas, ele seria difícil comec a pia batismal correcta. A quelle distance ala bibliotheque ?  Yo dis !   YEHAW,  Muh head smarts  :(

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Uh huh, I agree completely Steven.

(i understood the YeHaw anyhow)

Btw, my new boss is trying to get me to learn a bit of Russian. What a funny guy:) But hey, if it works out, I'll come back and we can have secret Russian/Spanish chats. Surely you speak Russian as well?  LMAO  

Actually, your phrasing looks like a mix of redneck, ghetto, soul brother, and never-quite-learned-to-speak-spanish...

Like my new language will be too. I'll be the only gal in Oregon who can speak Redneckussian.
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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

Spanish, Portugese, French, and Kentucky

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

I could pretend to know alot of languages. (as long as YOU all didn't know how to speak/type them, I could pull it off)

But Lmao, nope... only english for me. Albeit, slightly redneck sounding at times... when I get riled especially. I know a bit of spanish, just because you deal with such a large spanish clientele when you work in this area. (i can definately sell you an insurance policy in spanish, Lol).... Oh, and I'm totally fluent in pig-latin:) That used to be me and my sister's *secret* language when we were very young, until we figured out mom could understand it all.

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

psssst Charmin he doesnt know how to speak Kiwi I can give you lessons

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"Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."

Huh?

I've eaten them..... when I lived in Cali.

But I've never spoken that language:)

But sure. I'll brush up my Spanish, learn all the Russian I can, and you can teach me to speak Kiwi..... hmmmmmm, a multi cultural Charmin, what will the world think? hahaha

Heck, we'll trade Vicki. You teach me Kiwi, I'll teach you proper Redneckian.

I'll even give you a headstart lesson:

#1: (you should know this one)
There is NO such thing as "you guys" or "all of you"...... it is *Ya'll*. Plain and simple, and it can be used to cover both singular and plural. ANY kind of people, any number, any race, gender, whatever. (Handy little word) Seriously, next time you have a party with a group of Rednecks, point here and there and say this: "Okay, ya'll sit over yonder..... and the rest of ya'll sit over yonder"..... they will split perfectly and go where you intended them all to. (which brings me to my next lesson)

#2:
You know the phrase "It's over there"?.... or "He went that way"....
Wipe those phrases out of your vocabulary. Rednecks prefer the term "Over yonder". Best thing is, you don't even have to be specific, you can be as vague as you like. "He headed over yonder"... or... "I saw it last over yonder"... and just kinda point in some general direction. Guaranteed, any Redneck will understand this phrase, and they will FIND what you're directing them to:)

#3:
In the case that you're ever riding in a Redneck's truck, don't make the mistake of mentioning their "glove compartment", cause they'll look at you with a blank expression on their face. In Redneck country, it is a "glove-na-box". Don't EVEN ask me how that all got slurred, but somewhere generations back it did, and they refuse to change the name now, after years of use.
Another automobile word... should you ever find a Redneck who drives a car rather than a truck. (this is rare, by the way) There is NO such thing as a "trunk" on a car.  The proper term is "turtle hull". (think about it... this one actually makes sense)  LMAO

#4:
You don't "almost" ANYthing...... you can "pert near", but you can't "almost".  :no:

#5:
Words like "those ones" and "them" have been conveniently changed to "those'uns" and "'them'uns"..... say it out loud. You hear how they seem to flow together so nicely?

Lordie, Charmin is tired I think. That's enough for tonight, hahahaha.......

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

How about "Yooz guyz" ?  Is that passe or Renaissance Redneck ? Or just a specific area dialect (like between the pigfarm, and blue truck)

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

Nope. Not even used in Redneck territories. The closest you would get to that would be "you'all guys"... and that would only come from a Northerner who had been transplanted in the south in their adulthood, and didn't learn how to say "ya'll" properly as a youngun:)

>jeez, my eyes are getting browner by the moment<







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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

Charmin honey you should have been a teacher, that was a stunning lesson.
Steven yous is definately used here, in fact there was some talk of including it in the oxford dictionary as a word...makes as much sense as the anti smacking law they are attempting to rush thru parliment

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"Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."

Nah, Vicki, I could never be a teacher at ANYthing. (well, yeah, that.... but that's illegal here)  LMAO

>off topic, but OH so important< :::

It just hit me what Steven Kaplan is doing. He's trying to make all the newbies think he actually WON cutest avatar award. Ahem...!! Steven, I haven't forgotten that race, or the outcome. (course, the single voter who did the deciding doesn't seem to like me too well these days, so maybe he'd toss ya the vote) But he's not here anyhow, so quit changing the record, it was written in stone, and packed away in the archives:) Not even HE can change it now.

But don't make me go dig up an old thread.... You were SECOND cutest avatar, buddy!!



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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥