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Quote from the NZ Herald Sideswipe (http://www.nzherald.co.nz/column/story. ... d=10430970)  (Trade Me is the NZ equivalent of E-Bay)

"An auction on Trade Me is selling a Silent Healing CD which offers "74 minutes of powerful silence". Apparently this CD has been "developed using advanced technology associated with analysis and balancing of problems in the subtle energy systems of the body and personal spaces". Huh? The CD contains more than "34,000 different homoeopathic type remedies" and when played it "releases the homeopathic type patterns to harmonise imbalances". The benefits listed in the auction claim the Silent Healing CD counteracts adverse energy from TV, computer games and internet, reduces the effects of "sick office syndrome" and helps calm children and animals. All this for $80."

I wonder what would happen if someone tried to sell bootleg copies! ::)

Go broke.

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I had that idea out years ago.   My CD is only 10 seconds of silence.  Since it involves less time, it is easier, takes up less daily time from other activities people have, and requires even less concentration.   In fact, for $280 dollars, I can send such waves telepathically in a fraction of a second.  All I need to know about a person is________________.  For $280 also included is a guarantee that this purchase will extend your lifespan anywhere from 7-11 days if purchased prior to 2008.


Money back guarantee to original purchaser.

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

It's been clinically proven to cure one malady: the seller's poverty.

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Reward: nine yen in drawer.

Make sure you use a really high bitrate when making an MP3 of this CD.  At the standard 128 I still felt pretty pukey!!!

Not just his, but his whole workforce.  ( which includes the two Jr. High School kids next door that he got to shill bid on his bogus item to make it appear quite popular)

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".