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C Mc
KJ, FL

now THAT's funny, I don't care who you are!

So Charm have u escalated your "SUBSTANCE ABUSE" to harder substances like KJ'ing yet?? So would that then make KJ's be the DEALERS/PUSHERS of the Karaoke drug of choice????

So  did u talk any more to the KJ by u about u maybe doing one night a week at the SP WHL???? And what of the the situation at the other place u told me about????

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"You know that I sing the Blues and I do not suffer fools. When I'm on that silver mic, it's gonna cut ya, just like a knife"-The SWINGCAT

When before a vacation you put out a feeler like this on  your favorite karaoke board......

I am going to be in the Orlando, FL area this coming weekend from Sat-Mon. Does anyone know of any good shows, preferably family friendly, BESIDES the Blue Max in Old Town?

C'mon Lito- I know you can come through!

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Let's Kick the Tires and Light the Fires!

By the way knightshow, when he asked I  merely replied "She was good."

Telling my daughter about this thread and she reminded me of others.  We laughed.  She also reminded me of the time sitting in front of the television and watching Maury Povich, when he wasn't an idiot with actually good guests on his show.  The show went to a commercial, I put the coffee cup down and cigarette to clap.  So used to being at Karaoke.  Clapping for all the singers.
Then laughed again when she reminded me of going to church the one Sunday, and you know when the choir sings, and you are there listening.  My daughter looked over at me after the Maury incidence and said "Mom, sit on your hands, I don't think it would be appropiate to clap after the choir is through singing."   Oh yeah, you really get into the whole Karaoke thing after a while and everything becomes such a habit.    But where can you have so much fun.  Good or bad.  You go on vacation and literally make sure to pack our personal discs.  You know your good at a certain song and want to make sure they have the correct version.  Know what I mean?  We are all addicted to some extent.  But it is all in fun.  We wouldn't be or have been KJ's if it wasn't.  Because God knows it sure can be a lot of work.
Where could you go and meet so many fabulous people?  Talented people, fun people?

Might be a karaoke junkie if..... you wanted to report Huey Lewis to KAPA , because you SWORE that you saw him hand a "burned" disc to a host in the movie "Duets".

!!! Ive actually done this !!!! Uh Oh !!!

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Kelley
Star Sounds Karaoke & Mobile Recording Studio


[shadow=black][scroll]You have to respect your audience. Without them, you're essentially standing alone, singing to yourself....KD Lang[/scroll][/shadow]

Ya-huh, I am. I'll be at Spinning Wheel this weekend, Beavercreek Saloon with the band monday& the next. (be there or be square, Lol)

And by the way, WHAT "substance abuse"? I don't drink anymore, it you recall, Kurt!! You mean "spousal abuse"? Now that, yeah, I'm still addicted to that, haha.  

But I don't wanna take this thread off topic, so I'll PM ya, I got some other news too...

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Good lord, did you HAVE to say that? hahaha

I know of atleast TWO here that will most likely go rent that movie now and watch it closely, just so they can do their good dead and report it:)

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You Might Be a Karaoke Junkie If...............  


when the boot of the car become the permanent storage place of your karaoke CDs.

For 3 years that was where all, or almost all of my collection of karaoke CDs were stored. I have more karaoke CDs in my car boot than in the books of all the places that I went to, except one place. I hardly ever sing using the house disc. Karaoke'ing 4 to 5 nights a week.

Thanks god I don't do that anymore.

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I can neither confirm nor deny ever having or knowing anything about nothing.... mrscott

Here is an extract off the WWW.
(Also mentioned Jian's taxi)  LOL  LOL

        Are You a Karaoke Addict:

         Read The Top 10 List  


         No.10 -You have your own personalized song requests slips.


         No.9 -You arrive at the bar with more karaoke discs than the host.


         No.8 -You plan you’re vacations by how many karaoke bars are in the area.


         No.7 -You carry your own microphone with you at all times

         in case a karaoke party breaks out.


         No.6 -You moved, to be across the street from a karaoke bar.


         No.5 -You installed a karaoke machine in your shower.


         No.4 -You personally sang the first dance for your own wedding.


         No.3 -You’re grocery list is on the back of a karaoke request slip.


         No.2 -You earn more money by winning karaoke contests than at your day job.


         And The Number One Reason You Know You’re a Karaoke Addict!
         No.1 -You were recently spotted shopping for an Elvis jump suit.



           Written on 02/04/2002 By Frank Falvo


http://www.frankfalvo.com/karaoke_magazine.htm

10. my discs have a song slip slipped inside of the jacket..

9. I normally keep them in the car parked almost at the entrance so I can just get them at a moment notice. 3 boxs full of them; always more than the house collection in most case.

8. Very true, and I brought my discs along too.

7. Always. It save a few gigs. Once when the house mic went dead cos some one dipped it in the beers mug. mine save the night

6. That will be tooooo much.

5. I did almost wanted to install one in my MVP; until this forum point me to the danger of singing ( looking at the lyric) and driving.

4. I will do it for my daughter's wedding

3. very true

2. but I was the Badsinger

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I can neither confirm nor deny ever having or knowing anything about nothing.... mrscott

Jian, what can I say.

Brilliant... Love it...
You dont come from Asia,

Your a scouser like kappy.

 :oh yeah:  :oh yeah:  :oh yeah:  :oh yeah:

You always caryy your discS with you cause you never know when you might HAVE TO SING KARAOKE!!!!

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Will sing or fish for food!!I'm not quite right!!

1. u bring your own mic to sing on(Ive actually done that before)

2.  You have an RF modulator and mini LCD tv installed in the dash of your car.

3. U  pull over on the freeway shoulder and  sing one when the fit seizes u

4. U bring TWO 300 cd cases to your table with u to select discs from

5. U bring your own songbook.

6. You have KS URL programmed into your cell or blackberry

7. You sub to Singers Showcase from your car!

8. U stream THATS KARAOKE to you blackberry and bluetooth!

9. You have EVERY SiNGLE BACK COPY OF KARAOKESCENE MAGAZINE

10. You weekly attend a 12-step karaoke recovery program..........my name is CHARMIN and Im a KARAOKE-AHOLIC!!!!

 LMAO  LMAO

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"You know that I sing the Blues and I do not suffer fools. When I'm on that silver mic, it's gonna cut ya, just like a knife"-The SWINGCAT

And you religously attend karaoke anonemous

The Beavercreek Saloon has karaoke... my friend Kim Pooschke runs a great system there. Wednesdays, and I THINK Thursdays. She spoke that they were going to add another day... check with the bar!

You Go to Sunday Karaoke services at Westbank First Baptist Bar and Grill so you dont feel guilty.

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I'm Not Dead yet...... But every day Im getting Closer !

Kurt, you're such a dork. NONE of those listings apply to me.... NONE of them.

Heck, I rarely even GO karaoke any more, so there.



Matt, the band I sing with plays there on monday nights (for another couple weeks anyhow)..... and I know they said there is karaoke there during the week. I was actually gonna go, cause it's like 6 - 11 PM, that's good hours for a weekday. They do it sometimes, just for kicks when they're not playing music... but I never made it up there. Maybe I'll try to go sometime. Heck, she might be adding monday night, since the band is not going to play there any more. ???

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥