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Texas Gigi
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Isis
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Texas Gigi @ Sat Dec 30, 2006 10:55 am wrote: Chuck2 @ Wed Dec 27, 2006 2:21 pm wrote: BlueStainedShoes @ Wed Dec 27, 2006 2:05 pm wrote:
... godfather to all here... who knows all and sees all.....
Just named men the lesser sex. LOL :whistle:
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This is part of the wisdom he has learned. Concede to the dominant sex and avoid absolute hell.  Did he just tell the world I am a dominatrix?????  !!! You go Gigi!!
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Steven Kaplan
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 10:06 am |
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Quote: THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're
welcome.
My understanding of this term is quite different. It's usually followed by several days of silence, game playing, and a slew of other indirect non-communicative attempts insisting on an apology
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Chuck2
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 10:08 am |
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Steven Kaplan @ Sat Dec 30, 2006 12:06 pm wrote:
My understanding of this term is quite different. It's usually followed by several days of silence, game playing, and a slew of other indirect non-communicative attempts insisting on an apology
You shoud date Gentiles.
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Steven Kaplan
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 10:10 am |
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Quote: You shoud date Gentiles.
Oh yeah, and a poodle or yorkie (as part of the apology process too) ! Would dating gentiles really save the price of a dog and mink coat ?
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MorganLeFey
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 12:09 pm |
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Steven Kaplan @ Sun Dec 31, 2006 6:10 am wrote: Quote: You shoud date Gentiles. Oh yeah, and a poodle or yorkie (as part of the apology process too) ! Would dating gentiles really save the price of a dog and mink coat ? um p'raps you should date new zealanders
1. we say it then get over it
2. we like real dogs
3. weather is too temperate for mink _________________ "Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."
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MorganLeFey @ December 30th 2006, 14:09 wrote: Steven Kaplan @ Sun Dec 31, 2006 6:10 am wrote: Quote: You shoud date Gentiles. Oh yeah, and a poodle or yorkie (as part of the apology process too) ! Would dating gentiles really save the price of a dog and mink coat ? um p'raps you should date new zealanders 1. we say it then get over it 2. we like real dogs 3. weather is too temperate for mink @ real dogs :hi5: _________________ Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure. (I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.)
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Steven Kaplan
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 3:02 pm |
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Quote: um p'raps you should date new zealanders
1. we say it then get over it
2. we like real dogs
3. weather is too temperate for mink Oh yeah, speaking of which.. [font=Comic Sans MS][shadow=violet]Happy Qantas Vicki [/font][/shadow] We jews and gentiles up north often forget to wish you folks down under a happy holiday too. Quote: 2. we like real dogs
I've seen your breed of dog, They wouldn't work up here as house pets.
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Babs
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webguru @ Wed Dec 27, 2006 12:15 pm wrote: Below is a partial list of terms I have learned in my brief existence (one failed marriage, many failed relationships and one current relationship that I {finally} seemed to have actually applied this knowledge.)
FINE
this is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five
minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"
GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're
welcome.
Men, pass this on to your friends you know to warn them about future arguments that they can avoid if they remember the terminology!
And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh!
Oh, and before we forget .
"Whatever"
....it's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!
Be careful not to fall for this one:
Does my butt look big in this?
Guidelines: always say "NO" and never, I say never, say "do you have something else to wear? " LMAO _________________ [shadow=pink][glow=deepskyblue]. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
[updown] ~*~ MONKEY BUSINESS KARAOKE~*~ [/shadow][/updown][/glow]
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MorganLeFey
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One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife,
pinched her on the butt and said..."If you firmed this up, we could get rid of
your control top pantyhose."
While this was on the edge of intolerable,
she kept silent.
The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts
and said....
"You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra."
This was beyond a silent response...
So she rolled over and grabbed him by his
'DANGLER.'
With a death grip in place, she said...
"You know, if you firmed this up,
we could get rid of
the gardener,
the postman,
the pool man
and
your brother!"
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Chuck2
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Crystal
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LMFAO!!!!!
I LOVE IT!!!
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