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The new supermarket near my house been totally upgraded many features will soon be coming to your stores as well!

It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh hay.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The produce department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.

PS - I don't buy toilet paper there any more.
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Muahaha....... that's funny Phill. (the last one)

I HATE the thunder before the mister in the produce aisle. I never catch it in time.... I get a bewildered look on my face, then get sprayed, then do the slap to the forehead with a big "duh" expression on my face. Nice that they warn tho. (cause... most people probably get outta the way in time)

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Yeah, but I'd forget to grab toilet paper cause the smell would send me in the opposite directions. Guess it'd make home life more interesting....not enough trees or sears catalogs around my place....

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