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twansenne
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 Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 2:50 pm |
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my sister sent me this one!
[video width=512 height=394]http://selectivesounds0.tripod.com/snd/merrychristmas.mpeg[/video]
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fiery
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Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 3:03 pm |
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_________________ Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure. (I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.)
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Babs
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Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 12:20 am |
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An empty box with a little red x ? You must have really ticked her off.
_________________ [shadow=pink][glow=deepskyblue]. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
[updown] ~*~ MONKEY BUSINESS KARAOKE~*~ [/shadow][/updown][/glow]
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MorganLeFey
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Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 1:20 am |
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Babs @ Wed Dec 27, 2006 8:20 pm wrote: An empty box with a little red x ? You must have really ticked her off.
 LMAO _________________ "Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."
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MorganLeFey
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 6:48 pm |
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ONIONS & CHRISTMAS TREES
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how
many kinds of boobies are there?
The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's three kinds of
breasts.
In her twenties, women's breasts are like melons, round and firm.
In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging
a bit.
After fifty, they are like onions."
"Onions?"
"Yes, you see them and they make you
cry."
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said,
"Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers,
"Well dear, a man goes through three phases.
In his twenties, his Willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.
In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but
reliable.
After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
A Christmas Tree???
"Yes, dead from the root up, and the balls are for decoration."
_________________ "Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."
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Isis
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 6:51 pm |
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That resembles my family after dinner!!! Cute video... 
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Will sing or fish for food!!I'm not quite right!!
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MorganLeFey
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 7:20 pm |
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She is in the kitchen doing soft boiled eggs for breakfast. He walks in.
She says, "You've got to make love to me -- this very moment."
He thinks, 'This is my lucky day,' and gives it his all on the kitchen table.
Afterwards he says, "What was that all about?"
She says, "The egg timer's broken
_________________ "Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."
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