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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Snow
Snow who ?
Snow business like show business !

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Wayne
Wayne who ?
Wayne in a manger... !

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Donut
Donut who ?
Donut open till Christmas !

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Oakham
Oakham who ?
Oakham all ye faithfull... !

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Avery
Avery who ?
Avery merry Christmas !

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Holly
Holly who ?
Holly-days are here again !

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Rudolph
Rudolph who ?
Money is the Rudolph of all evil !

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Igloo
Igloo who ?
Igloo Suzie like I knew Suzie... !

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mary
Mary who ?
Mary Christmas !

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me, Cindy
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cindy, it's Luly.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cindy, open the freaking door, it's cold out here!!!!  

Ok, so I don't have any Christmas knock knock jokes... Yours were cute!!!  LOL  :hug:

I do have a Christmas joke but it's not of the knock, knock variety.

What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.

 :yes:  :no:  :yes:  :no:  :yes:  :no:  :yes:  :no:  :yes:

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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Know a way to fix these broken ornaments?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Duck.
Duck who?
Da cuckoo fell out of da clock! (not Xmas but too cute not to share )

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Centipede.
Centipede who?
Centipede on the Christmas tree.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Hosanna
Hosanna who?
How's sanna claus gonna get down our chimney?
We have central heating and no chimney!!!!!!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wenceslas.
Wenceslas who?
Wenceslas bus home on Christmas Eve?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hanna.
Hanna who?
Hanna Partridge in a pear tree!

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Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure. (I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.)