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Well the original intent was to show some crazy lyrics such as the Weird Al or Twisted Tunes type lyrics, but it kind of spiraled into a different direction - ah well!

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Personally, there's too many people adding profanity to songs that never had any and I don't see the artistry in adding the F word or (@$%&#!) to a phrase?

Armadillos are horny! Love it.  The original is one of my favorites.  If you can get me that version I might try it.

While I don't enjoy profanity for it's own sake, I usually don't mind suggestive lyrics, especially if they're funny and not totally overdone.

Tell me more, tell me more, did she put up a fight?
Tell me more, tell me more, did she swallow or bite?

Had a guy sing Grandpa - the Judds, can't remember the rest of the song except the chorus.

Instead of Grandpa, tell me about the good ole days
Grandpa, why you touching me that way -  :shock: it was both shocking in the sense it's a serious issue, but the way he sang it, was pretty funny.

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Summer Nights almost needs it's own topic all together!!

Summer dreams ripped at the seams (of my jeans)..

and (insert orgasmic moan)....

Tell me more, tell me more how much dough di he spend...
Tell me more, tell me more caus I did her friend....

Wonder what (or who) she's doing (screwing) now.......

I know completely out of order, but I was trying to do the cleaner ones I could think of!

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Oh CCindy,  They are just BEAUTIFUL !
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For those that think non-filter ciggies are strong.  Try inhaling a Ganesh Beedie !
I wonder if you can still get those in the Northeast without ordering them.

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A lot of places stopped carrying them after the popularity died down because folks became somewhat guilt ridden over how the beedies were produced. A big news deal came down about how kids as young as 3 and 4 years old were being used as labor in production facilities to help pay off the loans and debts of the parents in India. The only stores that I know that still carrying them only carry specific brands that are produced by non child labor companies. I don't bring this up as a downer for those who enjoy them, just to let you know why the sudden shortage. They are still available at most India run stores who carry beedies along with the general selection of clove cigarettes.

James

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Love as though you've never been hurt, Dance as though no one's watching, Sing as though God Himself were listening.

Thanks James.  That's interesting.  I never knew the story behind why I just stopped seeing them any place here in the northeast at some point in the 1960's.

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Had some punks in tonight.    Kid sings Folsom Prison.   Never heard so many F's and MFs in that song before.     The owner was there, I'm really surprised he didn't say anything.    Any way he comes up and wants to sing Brandy.     I said how many swear words are in Brandy?   He starts to tell me something.... I said NONE, he started to say.... I SAID NONE.        He shortly left.   See ya.  :wave:    Crap up someone elses show.    Think he would get his mother on the phone and let me talk to her that way?     It's oK for him to do it.   Guess where they came from?   The trouble bar down the road that is basically under 30 crowd.   They have karaoke and I guess pretty much anything goes.   Well you can just keep going there.

All he wanted to do was swear in public on the microphone.   So immature.    Grow some pubes punk.

That boy could've gotten himself an arse whippin at my show if he disrespected Johnny like that. In my world, you don't talk trash about the Duke, you don't mess with the King, and you sure as hell don't disrespect the original Man In Black. Nuff said.

James

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I serve no man and am loyal to only one God.

Being critical of a person's success in any respect speaks volumes about the lack of your own.

Love as though you've never been hurt, Dance as though no one's watching, Sing as though God Himself were listening.

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Here's Dirty Summer Nights for ya! I got about 50 of these I rewrote and made into Dirty Karaoke Songs, Very popular at my shows.


(JOHN) SUMMER LOVIN'
HAD ME A BLAST
(OLIVIA) SUMMER LOVIN'
HE CAME TO FAST
^
(JOHN) I MET A GIRL
WHO WENT DOWN
ON HER KNEE'S
(OLIVIA) MET A BOY
WHO WAS HUNG
LIKE A TREE

(BOTH)
SUMMER DAYS
I'M GETTING LAID
TO UH OH THOSE
SUMMER NIGHTS
^
(JOHN) TELL ME MORE
TELL ME MORE
YES I GOT VERY FAR
(OLIVIA) TELL ME MORE
TELL ME MORE DID YOU
F**K IN HIS CAR
^

(JOHN) THIS CHICK RAN
BY ME SHE HAD THE CRABS
(OLIVIA) HE RAN BY ME
AND GOT MY JEANS DAMP
^
(JOHN) SHE GOT SO WET
SHE NEARLY DROWNED
(OLIVIA) HE SHOWED
OFF JERKING AROUND

^
(BOTH)
SUMMER SUN
SOMETHINGS BEGUN
BUT UH OH THOSE
SUMMER NIGHTS
^
(OLIVIA) TELL ME MORE
TELL ME MORE
DIDN'T PUT UP A FIGHT
(JOHN) TELL ME MORE
TELL ME MORE DID SHE
NIBBLE OR BITE
^

(JOHN) I WENT BOWLING
UP HER ARCADE
(OLIVIA) WE WENT
STROLLIN' THEN
I GOT LAID
^
(JOHN) WE MADE OUT
SHE SUCKED MY C**K
(OLIVIA) THEN WE
F**KED
TILL' 2 O'CLOCK
^
(BOTH)
SUMMER FLING
DON'T MEAN A THING
BUT UH OH THOSE
SUMMER NIGHTS
^
(JOHN) TELL ME MORE
TELL ME MORE YEAH
I GOTTA BRAG
(OLIVIA) TELL ME MORE
TELL ME MORE 'CAUSE HE
SOUNDS LIKE A FAG

(OLIVIA) HE GOT FRIENDLY
HIS HAND DOWN MY PANTS
(JOHN) WELL SHE GOT
FRIENDLY WENT
DOWN ON MY GLAND
^
(OLIVIA) IT WAS SWEET THEN
I WIPED MY FACE CLEAN
(JOHN) OH SHE WAS GOOD
IF YA KNOW  WHAT I MEAN
^
(BOTH)
SUMMER HEAT
BOY AND GIRL MEET
BUT UH OH THOSE
SUMMER NIGHTS
^
(OLIVIA) TELL ME MORE
TELL ME MORE HE THOUGHT
THIS WAS THE END
(JOHN) TELL ME MORE
TELL ME MORE THEN SHE
BROUGHT IN A FRIEND

(OLIVIA) IT TURNED SOFTER
SHE SAID AH NUTS!
(JOHN) SO I ROLLED HER
OVER AND STUCK IT
IN HER BUTT
^
(OLIVIA) I SAID GOODBYE
AND KICKED HIS (@$%&#!) OUT
(JOHN) WONDER WHO
SHE'S F**KING NOW
^
(BOTH)
SUMMER DREAMS
CREAMED IN MY JEANS
BUT AAAAHHH!
THOSE SUMMER NIGHTS

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Weird Robdog parodys.  LMAO

Sung to the Beatles "Got to Get you into My Life"
(Done by a band in Philly area)


I was alone
I took a bride
I didn't know what I was into.

She sits at home
She doesn't cook
I would divorce
but it's a sin to.

Oy, when it's passion I'm feeling
Vey,  She just stares at the ceiling
every single day of my life.

Got to get a gentile wife.
Got to get a gentile wife.

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I saw a KJ come in on his night off and one of the regulars was heckling as he walked by... Tim told him off in rhyme and without missing a beat... the song he was singing was Somebody Told Me by the Killers.. it was hilarious

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