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1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and ...

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the
froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
(you get the idea...)

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thank you for sharing those, Phil.  I tend to gravitate toward #9, myself

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7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting NUTS on an Open Fire  :O

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hell I have to delete your application for shower boy then, cant possibly have you losing attn half way thru

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"Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."

WHAT?  :shock:

Oh god I'm hurting from laughing... I had some really good ones I could have added to this thread but they're too dirty!

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Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure. (I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.)

actually, i don't lose attention i just forget where i'm at, so i guess it;s more alzheimers than ADD.  the good thing about alzheimers is that i forget where i was, so i have to start over!  plus i meet new and interesting people everyday!

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All work and no play make Homer something something

Guess The Christmas Song


Try to guess the real names of these Christmas songs:

1. Bleached Yule
2. Castaneous-colored Seed Vesicated in a Conflagration
3. Singular Yearning for the Twin Anterior Incisors
4. Righteous Darkness
5. Arrival Time 2400 hrs - Weather Cloudless
6. Loyal Followers Advance
7. Far Off in a Feeder
8. Array the Corridor
9. Bantam Male Percussionist
10. Monarchial Triad
11. Nocturnal Noiselessness
12. Jehovah Deactivate Blithe Chevaliers
13. Red Man En Route to Borough
14. Frozen Precipitation Commence
15. Proceed and Enlighten on the Pinnacle
16. The Quadruped with the Vermillion Probiscis
17. Query Regarding Identity of Descendant
18. Delight for this Planet
19. Give Attention to the Melodious Celestial Beings
20. The Dozen Festive 24 Hour Intervals
21. Our fervent hope is that you thoroughly enjoy your yuletide
   season
22. Parent was observed osculating a red-coated unshaven teamster
23. May the deity bestow an absence of fatigue to mild male humans
24. Natal celebration devoid of color, rather albino, as a
   hallucinatory phenomenom for me
25. Obese personification fabricated of compressed mounds of
   minute crystals
26. Tranquility upon the terrestrial sphere
27. Have hitherward the entire assembly of those who are loyal in
   their belief of Christmas


(I'll post the answers once I see how many people get THEM right )
LMFAO thanks Vicki  ... sorry, posted that BEFORE my coffee  :hug:

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Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure. (I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.)

I sent you a PM - I think I got most of them...

2 had me baffled.

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Phill Cross
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Yes I got your pm Phill... very impressed! Like I said I think a guy would need to be in touch with his feminine side to get the one answered

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Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure. (I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.)

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"Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."

Ha ha - Oh my I just realized my error!!

I read Quadruped as Quadriplegic, that sure makes a difference?

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.... omg Phill the imagery!! Pooor pooooor Rudolph!!

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Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure. (I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.)

Yeah, I need to read things more clearly.

It says: The Quadruped with the Vermillion Probiscis

I saw: The Quadrapilegic with Venomios Prosthetics?

I was trying to figure that out and it made absolutely no sense??

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okay so the person with venomous wooden appendages??? See I'm smart too! [schild=1 fontcolor=FF0000 shadowcolor=C0C0C0 shieldshadow=1]Yeah RIGHT! [/schild]

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Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure. (I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.)

Guess The Christmas Song


Try to guess the real names of these Christmas songs:

1. Bleached Yule -white christmas
2. Castaneous-colored Seed Vesicated in a Conflagration - Chestnuts Roasting on an open fire
3. Singular Yearning for the Twin Anterior Incisors...[highlight=crimson]all I want for xmas is my 2 front teeth[/highlight]
4. Righteous Darkness...o holy night
5. Arrival Time 2400 hrs - Weather Cloudless - It came upon a midnight clear
6. Loyal Followers Advance
7. Far Off in a Feeder...away in a manger
8. Array the Corridor...deck the halls
9. Bantam Male Percussionist...little drummer boy
10. Monarchial Triad...we three kings
11. Nocturnal Noiselessness...silent night
12. Jehovah Deactivate Blithe Chevaliers...
13. Red Man En Route to Borough...santa claus is coming to town
14. Frozen Precipitation Commence...let it snow
15. Proceed and Enlighten on the Pinnacle - Go Tell it on the mountain
16. The Quadruped with the Vermillion Probiscis...rudolph the red nosed reindeer
17. Query Regarding Identity of Descendant...mary did you know
18. Delight for this Planet...joy to the world
19. Give Attention to the Melodious Celestial Beings...hark the herald angels sing
20. The Dozen Festive 24 Hour Intervals...the 12 days of xmas
21. Our fervent hope is that you thoroughly enjoy your yuletide
   season...we wish you a merry xmas
22. Parent was observed osculating a red-coated unshaven teamster...I saw mommy kissing santa claus
23. May the deity bestow an absence of fatigue to mild male humans - God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
24. Natal celebration devoid of color, rather albino, as a
   hallucinatory phenomenom for me - I'm Dreaming of a white Christmas?
25. Obese personification fabricated of compressed mounds of
   minute crystals...frosty the snowman
26. Tranquility upon the terrestrial sphere...peace on earth
27. Have hitherward the entire assembly of those who are loyal in
   their belief of Christmas - Oh Come all ye faithful


(I'll post the answers once I see how many people get right )

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Woot woot! I think collectively everyone managed to solve them! Although singly, Phill did best.. 3 unsolved.

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Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure. (I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.)

so what's 6 and 12?

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Answers


1. White Christmas
2. Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire
3. All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth
4. O Holy Night
5. It Came Upon a Midnight Clear
6. O Come, All Ye Faithful
7. Away in a Manger
8. Deck the Hall
9. Little Drummer Boy
10. We Three Kings
11. Silent Night
12. God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen
13. Santa Claus is Coming to Town
14. Let it Snow
15. Go, Tell It on the Mountain
16. Rudolph, the Red-nosed Reindeer
17. What Child is This?
18. Joy to the World
19. Hark! The Herald Angels Sing
20. The Twelve Days of Christmas
21. We Wish You A Merry Christmas
22. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
23. God Rest You Merry Gentlemen
24. I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas
25. Frosty the Snowman
26. Peace on Earth
27. Oh Come, All Ye Faithful

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Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure. (I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.)

OHHHH!!!! I didn't realize there were duplicates!!!

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