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PostPosted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 2:15 pm 
Steven, if you have that much crud on your head, I would shave it and then let it start over. LMAO  :wave:


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Steven Kaplan @ Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:34 pm wrote:
Best method I've found yet first requires loosening the caked wax from the sides of the ear canal.  

Although hydrogen peroxide might work, it can also eat away necessary bacteria in the cilia of the eardrum, and certain peoples necessary bacteria/ accumulated debris further down the canal (aka brains).

Rather than using Hydrogen peroxide, putting KY gel on the end of an M-80 and gently inserting it into the ear canal (you don't want to go in too far or you might injure yourself, also don't use vaseline because non-water soluable lubes can lead to infection), the center fuse still must show

Put a bib around your neck so you don't mess your clothing with the slight mess that can ocurr using such a holistic method.

Light the fuse and this next part is important. Make CERTAIN you duck behind a wall between your head, and anything valuable you might own. You don't want to break anything around your house that might be valuable such as things on shelving, glass trinkets.  Remember,  medical insurance policies often will not cover these homeopathic remedies.  For some reason, the AMA is reticent regarding acceptance of naturopathic healing, since it can't make as much money from these methods.

Once you loosen the excess wax buildup from your ears using this cutting edge method, this remedy guarantees you a most affective and long lasting means of preventing concerns regarding hearing impairment from hardening earwax ever again. While its normal for everyone to have a certain amount of earwax, never again shall you have earwax as a concern or cause of impeded hearing.

Following this treatment, during warm showers or baths, tilt your head back into the water, or get some warm water in your ear.  The warm water loosens the ear wax, use a q-tip carefully but never a cottonball, improvised device with a paper towel, especially something soft such as TP... Wipe the warm earwax from the ear, and throw the Q-tip away in the garbage bin containing other disgusting substances with similar flavorings such as Hazelnut, Tequila, certain Saccharins etc.


Steven, couldn't you modify this method in order to remove excessive belly button lint or toe jam?


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Oh yeah!!! Belly button lint can be a very huge issue, especially if you have a huge button...Can someone enlighten us on the remove of that substance??? LMAO  And ince removed would anyone know of someone that could make this most special of lints into a sweater ot possibly ear muffs..You know recycling is the way to go!!!LMAO

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Isis @ Sun Dec 17, 2006 3:55 pm wrote:
Oh yeah!!! Belly button lint can be a very huge issue, especially if you have a huge button...Can someone enlighten us on the remove of that substance??? LMAO  And ince removed would anyone know of someone that could make this most special of lints into a sweater ot possibly ear muffs..You know recycling is the way to go!!!LMAO


Of course you are assuming everyone has an "inny" what about those poor people with an "outy"?
Outy persecution is rife in the Antipodes

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I'd expound on other delicacies such as belly button lint,  but I was never much of a soup eater. Usually you cook that just as you would other "creme of" soups.  Add milk, stir, bring to a boil, and let it cool off and thicken...

Toe jam is fine on english muffins, or even with some peanut butter added.  Be careful when you have peanut butter though because it's not that healthy.  High Cholestral.  Also watch the breads you use when making Peanut butter and Toe Jam sandwiches.  Breads are often loaded with starches..  ALWAYS try to adhere to a healthy diet !

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Isis @ Sat Dec 16, 2006 7:55 pm wrote:
Oh yeah!!! Belly button lint can be a very huge issue, especially if you have a huge button...Can someone enlighten us on the remove of that substance??? LMAO  And ince removed would anyone know of someone that could make this most special of lints into a sweater ot possibly ear muffs..You know recycling is the way to go!!!LMAO


There's a company in Jersey that out-sources the special lint to it's factory in Burma.
The fine sweaters their factory makes are then sold exclusively through Wal-Mart. A phony "Made In USA" tag is placed on them first though.


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Outy persecution is rife in the Antipodes


God,  I wish I had a nickel for everytime I say that exact same thing !!!

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Anyway,  The belicosity between KS and my system tonight are out've control.  I will go for the night....

Toodles !!

Btw,  My apologies for my aforementioned recipes not running thru spellcheck.  Spellcheck isn't working.  I know how you gals LOVE well presented meticulous recipes that do certain delicacies justice.  Catch yez tomorra

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hello moppoodoollaaa nnnananananpo poo poo


Ok...steven you might want to run a virus scan on your computer, the above nonsense was checked by this sites spell checker with no probs here on my end,.....Sound like your computer might have some problems.


signed-Jesse=Neo  LMAO


Hope you get it figured out.  :D


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Quote:
moppoodoollaaa nnnananananpo poo poo



That's what I always say !



Do you pronounce the 3rd a in "nnnananananpo" as a soft a ?  or a hard a ?  It differs depending on location with such adjectives.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 11:05 pm 
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LMAO  LMAO  LMAO  LMAO  LMAO

I let my fingers do the talking so Im not sure???  LMAO  LMAO  LMAO

My Brain and fingers are on a different plain or plane so they don't comunicate very well at all....  :rotflmao:


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See,  I have probs with my hands and fingers.   They really are an embarassment to be anywhere near in public.  I really can't take them anywhere anymore. I spend most of the time I'm at the mall castigating my fingers.  Look,  If it wasn't necessary to resort to corporal punishment, I wouldn't.  People must think I'm abusive or something.

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Why is Platinum so costly a metal ?  Is it rare ?  Difficult to mine, because it's deeper in the ground and/or scarcer ?   What's the ratio of gram of Gold to gram of Platinum ?

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