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I saw Gilbert Gottfried (he played a prize--if that can be considered one) recently on a revival of that show. I wrote and asked why he didn't get traded in for something.  Gilbert told me that special guest contestant Leslie Nielson did in fact trade him in for a year's supply of furniture polish to go with the Broyhill furniture set he had already won, but they cut that part.

Oh,  Now you see,  assuming the contestant was offered cash and Steven Wright,  that would've likely made Gottfried quite desireable..


What few realize is that when a 50 year old male is asked this riddle,  he's going to shoot for the second goat as the prize... What the heck can you do with a car anyway ?  It's just an attractive nuisance !    I was basing my answer on odd's of winning a goat, after you realize you only have one more chance.. You already blew it once

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Who wouldn't want a goat?They never did give away monkeys on that show, ever notice that? Goats, cows, turkeys--you name 'em but no monkeys. Now, goats and their kind are great but I'd gladly take a monkey, especially one of those little marmoset jobs....

Searching for soda bottles to get myself some dough. Brought them down to the corner, down to the country store. Cashed them in and give my money to a man named _______ _______

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Can we please move this thread to the Off-Topic forum ?

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I went into the woods and got it. I sat down to seek it. I brought it home with me because I couldn't find it. What is it?

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Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure. (I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.)

Poison Ivy ?   hehehehe

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nope... but I like that answer!

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Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure. (I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.)

This is VERY tricky.   It might be "self" or something metaphysical,  it could be a small insect biting you.  Other than that,  I concede.   We'll see what others say.  This is a good one !!

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The only thing that makes sense to me is a splinter...

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A tick?

Ding ding ding! Good job Dave.. now your prize is... uhhhh nuffin  :twisted:  

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Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure. (I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.)

1.What has fingers but can't type?
Answer:  

2.What has ears but can't hear?"
Answer:  


3.What has arms but can't hug?"
Answer:



4.What has a head and a foot but no body?"
Answer:  



5.When is a car not a car?"
Answer:  



6.What has a mouth but never smiles?"
Answer:  



7.What has a face but no head?"
Answer:  



8.What has leaves but isn't a tree?"
Answer:  



9.What has eyes but can't see?"
Answer:



10. What has legs but can't walk?"
Answer:

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Hi CC!  :wave:

1.What has fingers but can't type?
Answer:  My husband  :yes:  

2.What has ears but can't hear?"
Answer:  My husband  LOL  


3.What has arms but can't hug?"
Answer: umm.. my cat.. though I keep trying to teach him..



4.What has a head and a foot but no body?"
Answer:   ............ a bed?  :D  



5.When is a car not a car?"
Answer:  when it turns into a driveway? :dancin:  



6.What has a mouth but never smiles?"
Answer: my next door neighbor  :(  



7.What has a face but no head?"
Answer:   a clock?  :dancin:



8.What has leaves but isn't a tree?"
Answer:   a table?  :)



9.What has eyes but can't see?"
Answer: a blind person..  orrrrr a needle  :D



10. What has legs but can't walk?"
Answer: hmmm... a table or a chair... or a fine wine!  :drunk:

Hi everyone!  :worship: Cool new forum ya got here!  :D

@ Sheree


2.What has ears but can't hear?"

Corn


3.What has arms but can't hug?"

Chair




6.What has a mouth but never smiles?"

A River  



7.What has a face but no head?"

Clock



8.What has leaves but isn't a tree?"

A Dining room table



9.What has eyes but can't see?"

A storm


10. What has legs but can't walk

A 50 year old internet addict with a wicked Charlie Horse.

(or any other type of furniture)

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Sheree and Steve.... you two crack me up ....  LOL


Okay... so far..... according to the KEY ...... #'s 1, 8 and 9 have not been answered "correctly" ........ tho I think your answers are as good as the ones that I found in my book.

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8's obviously wrong because the answer would maybe be "leaf".  So obviously the correct answer to 8 is Binder..

As in Loose Leave Binder.


Kappy  <----- Always thinking !

The answer to one is obviously Chicken's.   They have fingers. So do some ladies that can't type.

OK,  now in all seriousness a Potato has an eye. As does a Hurricane


...not to mention   "The Eyes of March".  Very common saying !

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Or is 1 some sort've trick question ?  :shock:

A nose ?




Maybe Gloves without the hands in them can't type ?

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8.What has leaves but isn't a tree?"
Answer: Hmmm...  a soldier?

CLEVER !


Dang !    Another one I forgot about !

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