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A box of condoms.........and that young girl working in the Deli.... 
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fiery
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 NOW CAPTAIN BEHAVE YOURSELF!!  _________________ Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure. (I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.)
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Queenbeekaraoke
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 8:36 pm |
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a box of condoms and .....knee pads....
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Texas Gigi
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...and a box of Stove Top Stuffing.
Happy Holidays, muahahaha.
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maninblack
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Texas Gigi @ Sun Dec 10, 2006 11:52 am wrote: ...and a box of Stove Top Stuffing.
Happy Holidays, muahahaha.
Makes mental note: Never eat the Turkey at Gigi's house. Especially if Gigi fixes you a plate and tells you, 'Here's a special plate just for our guest'. ;)
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Chuck2
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A box of condoms and a carb rebuild kit for a holley four barrel.
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Texas Gigi
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maninblack @ Sun Dec 10, 2006 11:18 am wrote: Texas Gigi @ Sun Dec 10, 2006 11:52 am wrote: ...and a box of Stove Top Stuffing.
Happy Holidays, muahahaha. Makes mental note: Never eat the Turkey at Gigi's house. Especially if Gigi fixes you a plate and tells you, 'Here's a special plate just for our guest'. ;) James Heh, heh. White meat or dark meat?
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maninblack
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Texas Gigi @ Sun Dec 10, 2006 10:04 pm wrote: maninblack @ Sun Dec 10, 2006 11:18 am wrote: Texas Gigi @ Sun Dec 10, 2006 11:52 am wrote: ...and a box of Stove Top Stuffing.
Happy Holidays, muahahaha. Makes mental note: Never eat the Turkey at Gigi's house. Especially if Gigi fixes you a plate and tells you, 'Here's a special plate just for our guest'. ;) James Heh, heh. White meat or dark meat? Are we still talking about turkey? 
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Babs
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Hmmm...
a box of condoms ...
A BUTCHER KNIFE AND ....
SOME DIP MIX _________________ [shadow=pink][glow=deepskyblue]. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
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OMG I would do more than raise an eyebrow, I would be hard pressed not to say "I hope those aren't all for the same project" LMAO
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_________________ Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure. (I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.)
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Ok, I'll try,....a box of condoms and a mechanics trouble light. 
Kelly
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maninblack
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Okay, now about this, a box of condoms and a 20ft. pole.
While you're paying mumble under your breath:
'Dayum thang pert ner bit me last time, almost took my doggone hand off'
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A box of condoms and a chicken...
A LIVE chicken!
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Y'all are just SICK!!! LOL LOL LOL
But....that's why I luvs ya.... :dancin: :dancin:
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Babs
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a box of condoms...........
A GI JOE DOLL AND CIGARETTES
_________________ [shadow=pink][glow=deepskyblue]. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
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WolfMan
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Nope Im staying out of here LMAO LMAO
Continue on please.....
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A box of condoms, a lb. of liver, and the latest issue of Oprah Magazine.
Make sure you wear your darkest sunglasses and when the cashier starts to speak immediately go: 'HUH?, WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT OPRAH? I HAPPEN TO LIKE OPRAH!!!!!'
If there's someone standing behind you, turn to them very quickly and say-
"WHAT? DID YOU SAY SOMETHING ABOUT OPRAH?" before they can even answer turn back and start saying- "YEAH THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT YOU SAID, BETTER NOT BE TALKING ABOUT OPRAH, I LOVES ME SOME OPRAH"
Tell the cashier not to bother bagging your items, just pick up the liver and hold it next to you saying, "Come here Oprah, yeah that's right it's just me and you tonight".
Coming next, how to tease friends and family during the holiday season.
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Being critical of a person's success in any respect speaks volumes about the lack of your own.
Love as though you've never been hurt, Dance as though no one's watching, Sing as though God Himself were listening.
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WolfMan
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 10:06 am |
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LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO
OMG!!!!!! James Im dying here...OH!!! my sides hurt :rotflmao:
LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO
just pick up the liver and hold it next to you saying, "Come here Oprah, yeah that's right it's just me and you tonight" LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO
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Karaoke Kelley
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[quote]A box of condoms, a lb. of liver, and the latest issue of Oprah Magazine.
Make sure you wear your darkest sunglasses and when the cashier starts to speak immediately go: 'HUH?, WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT OPRAH? I HAPPEN TO LIKE OPRAH!!!!!'
If there's someone standing behind you, turn to them very quickly and say-
"WHAT? DID YOU SAY SOMETHING ABOUT OPRAH?" before they can even answer turn back and start saying- "YEAH THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT YOU SAID, BETTER NOT BE TALKING ABOUT OPRAH, I LOVES ME SOME OPRAH"
Tell the cashier not to bother bagging your items, just pick up the liver and hold it next to you saying, "Come here Oprah, yeah that's right it's just me and you tonight".
Coming next, how to tease friends and family during the holiday season.
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Sooooooo Funny !!! I can almost hear your voice !!!.... "I loves me some Oprah" ! Hahahahahaha!!! Got the tears in the eyes now !! _________________ Kelley
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Babs
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Box of condoms...........
BENGAY AND DEPENDS _________________ [shadow=pink][glow=deepskyblue]. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
[updown] ~*~ MONKEY BUSINESS KARAOKE~*~ [/shadow][/updown][/glow]
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