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PostPosted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 3:16 pm 
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I thought I'd continue this game over here:

The way you play the Box of Condoms Game is you have to come up with one item to take to the register with a box of condoms to make the cashier raise an eyebrow.

No repeats

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 3:41 pm 
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Luly @ Fri Dec 08, 2006 3:16 pm wrote:
I thought I'd continue this game over here:

The way you play the Box of Condoms Game is you have to come up with one item to take to the register with a box of condoms to make the cashier raise an eyebrow.

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Luly ~ A helium tank
Chuck~ bag of rubber bands


Umm, extra large zucchini with a box of extra large size condoms?

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Eben, that would make me raise my eyebrows, too   :shock:  LOL

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Not certain this is appropriate here

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I thought I'd continue this game over here:


From where is my question???

Anyway until the admin or another moderator decides this doesn't belong here it will be...

& a bottle of Nair

hmmm...

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webguru @ Sat Dec 09, 2006 12:16 pm wrote:
Not certain this is appropriate here

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I thought I'd continue this game over here:


From where is my question???

Anyway until the admin or another moderator decides this doesn't belong here it will be...

& a bottle of Nair

hmmm...


LMAO

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OHHH OHHH OHHHHH   PICK ME PICK ME......


Can of RAID and a box of condoms!!!!!


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Funny you should bring this up,  Last night at CVS for some reason the cashiers started laughing at me for buying condoms and a pair of magnavision glasses  :shock: ..  Since the tweezers weren't for me,  I won't make mention of them.

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A box of small condoms
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very large batteries

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a box of condoms ...and Jumper Cables!
oh wait...even better
a box of condoms and rubber bands   LOL

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webguru @ Fri Dec 08, 2006 7:16 pm wrote:
Not certain this is appropriate here

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I thought I'd continue this game over here:


From where is my question???

Anyway until the admin or another moderator decides this doesn't belong here it will be...

& a bottle of Nair

hmmm...


Hi Phill  :D I actually brought this over from another site when I said I was continuing the game.  Since this is semi-private over here (having to log in) I thought it'd be okay and we'd be careful not to get too risque.  

Hmmmm....Nair and condoms, a match made in heaven?  :dancin:  LOL

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Okay, how could I pass this one up...
a box of condoms (not saying a size :P) and a clown wig.  :party:

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A box of condoms and a measuring tape, if you're a gal
A box of condoms and a Turkey baster, if you're a guy

One for measuring how long,
One for how deep....LMAO

OOOOH, and a box of Exlax for extra stares from the cashier

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maninblack @ Sat Dec 09, 2006 2:40 am wrote:
A box of condoms and a measuring tape, if you're a gal
A box of condoms and a Turkey baster, if you're a guy

One for measuring how long,
One for how deep....LMAO

OOOOH, and a box of Exlax for extra stares from the cashier


LOL, I'm sorry but I forgot the best part. What you do is go back about 30 mins later to the same cashier, buy a bottle of Draino, roll of duct tape and a box of bandaids and tell her in an almost blushing manner, 'We had an accident'.
That'll keep her guessing for the next year or so. ;)

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OMG! I think I just wet my pants LMAO  LMAO  LMAO  LMAO  :worship:
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LMAO I am really crying laughing at some of these ! Too funny !!

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I'm sorry but I forgot the best part. What you do is go back about 30 mins later to the same cashier, buy a bottle of Draino, roll of duct tape and a box of bandaids and tell her in an almost blushing manner, 'We had an accident'.
That'll keep her guessing for the next year or so.  


Soo Funny ! Im thinking....

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maninblack @ Sat Dec 09, 2006 2:43 am wrote:
maninblack @ Sat Dec 09, 2006 2:40 am wrote:
A box of condoms and a measuring tape, if you're a gal
A box of condoms and a Turkey baster, if you're a guy

One for measuring how long,
One for how deep....LMAO

OOOOH, and a box of Exlax for extra stares from the cashier


LOL, I'm sorry but I forgot the best part. What you do is go back about 30 mins later to the same cashier, buy a bottle of Draino, roll of duct tape and a box of bandaids and tell her in an almost blushing manner, 'We had an accident'.
That'll keep her guessing for the next year or so. ;)


James, you are badddddd to the bone!!! I like that in a man!!  LOL

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A box of condoms and a box of straight pins


Muahahaha LOL

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 10:32 am 
Box of condoms.....and some Scooby snacks.....here big dog :whistle: look what daddy got


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A box of condoms & Peach Jello mix?

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