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I got my life financed through GMAC financing. If I don't like it I'll just leave it in their parking lot and quit making payments.

That'll show 'em.

Make sure you redeem your points with them first.  You've probably accumulated a bundle of 'em.  

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Hey Luly, those bulletins you sent out were outrageous.

I did both of them.

Oh, you did?? Haha, I finally logged outta myspace and back I go!! I may never get outta the internet tonight  :roll:

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Luly, just don't break the internet. I don't have a life right now and the internet is my only form of entertainment.

Just keep your GMAC card safely tucked away while you're on the internet, Chuck.

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I started one of them here..."Box of Condoms"

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I'm still trying to get the other one out of my head.


Ok, I'm not trying all that hard but...

 "The Sequel"

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

Turns out my life has been recalled.  November, '54 was a bad production month. The union workers were on strike and there were a lot of hungover scab assembly line workers instead.  11/54 models are faulty after age 40.

Too funny Don  LMAO

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[glow=violet] **Sing like nobody's listening...live like there's no tomorrow**[/glow]

Everyone's warranty runs out at 40. Preventive maintenance and replacement parts are expensive.

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Luly True story..We finally get dart leagues going again and finally got about 6 new bars... So we went to the first bar and was getting aquainted with their players 2 guys and 2 gals.. The tension was tense as some had never played leagues before.

I forgot my little plastic pack of dart tips so I said Ill be right back...I Grabbed them out of the console and dashed back in Slammed them down on the table and Ok IM Ready!!

Everybody looked It was a pack of condoms..OMG I grabbed the wrong thing. THOSE AINT DART TIPS!! Everybody lost it..Giggle Giggle Giggle

The whole night was nothing but giggles and fun It was one of the best dart nights ever.. So theres more than one way to have fun tith em

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Pssst hon... I think you posted in the wrong thread  LOL

But OMG, that is toooo funny!!! I don't see how you could keeping playing after that!!!

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Ain't that the truth!  LOL Reminds me a gotta schedule a tune-up soon... lalalala

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Try extending the "Onsite Service Plan" warrantee.  You know how much they want after age 50 ?  If you think the initial three year ESP is costly,  wait til you try extending it after age 50  :shock:    Unaffordable !  They replace broken parts you never even knew you owned with stuff from a junkyard.  Nothing new and original. They raise the deductable.  I won't pay for collision,  why fix a quarter panel when the rest of the vehicle is rotting away. Not to mention, the headlights are going. Poor visibility.  I hope if some woman purchases me, (assuming she considers me a real bargain) I pass inspection.  If they check under the exterior coat,  there's some body-rot.


(reminder:  Pick up Aftate powder at CVS)

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

Some new tires and upholstery and you are good to go. Women never check under the hood until it is too late.

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