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"Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."

Too funny !!!  LMAO

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Kelley
Star Sounds Karaoke & Mobile Recording Studio


[shadow=black][scroll]You have to respect your audience. Without them, you're essentially standing alone, singing to yourself....KD Lang[/scroll][/shadow]

yep But I did not need that image in my head!!  LMAO  LMAO  LMAO

yes it works folks!!!  LMAO  LMAO  LMAO

 LOL

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ah the sweet sound of laughter Babs it got me like that also

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"Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."

arent we all. Son wants an external harddrive so there goes $300 and his birthday falls 2 days before xmas

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"Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."

Thank you!! I think I'll hire her for Sunday mornings....  :dancin:

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OK,  Now I'm aroused !    You youngun's just don't get it..  I've been dialing that number for hours.  At age 50 your perspective changes !   Those orbs are well defined for a woman of that age !!  You just wait 20 years ~  

Only thing that would scare me is her face.  But we have our ways to deal with these things !


TEASES !!   all of you !

 :doctor:



Please,  Post more of those centerfolds !   We males going thru Andropause need a social life too.

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

That's funny Vicki!  I had the soundcard turned up too loud though. Scared the cr*p out of me!  LOL

if rumours be true sir you arent that desperate any longer

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"Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."

OK,  Since this room isn't visible to the outside world I'll just touch on those "rumors".  (Since I couldn't get at all personal -I was being read)


I did mention to Keith that there is a local woman I was VERY interested in, in fact I *WAS* pursuing her. NOTHING has come of it.  It's one of those "crush" things on my part.  I've always been very attracted to the German or Aryan type looking women.  Blonde hair, very light eyes (blue or green) with Irish type facial features..This female who I'm now JUST friends with (German/Irish) at best turns out to have enough problems to choke a horse, is recently divorced, and like most recently divorced Irish women that are 56 and drink heavily - is VERY angry, gets drunk and hates men..  IOW-  She's perfect...  She'd beat me up mentally and even physically and abuse me.. Only problem is, she says she isn't ready for a relationship  :(

She's perfect !


(To be honest,  I'm getting tired of efforting.  I'm starting to lose interest.  She has the packaging I like, but underneath the packaging she's really screwed up and somewhat vacant, oh yeah,  she REALLY likes men that pull in an income of around 7 digits a year)

Additionally, She's spent her life (from age 14 til two years ago) with one man.  Her ex, a corporate big wig Atty who's a multi-millionaire.  She left him, but isn't over him. She's EXTREMELY spoiled and has the emotional constitution of a 15 year old girl.  So in brief,  there's no likely future with this coddled little pain-in-the-butt

There is no female in my life. (Well at least anyone *I* have any interest in that is attainable for me, I'm exceptionally picky). I've been VERY busy however.  What I've said elsewhere on the forum is true. Work, walking, friendships in real, ALOT of music in real, interacting in real just in general, redoing my Condo, etc.... Trying to moderate my internet addiction too and be *IN* my present life as opposed to procrastinating running from it in online chat areas...

Since I almost never wish for anonymity on the internet,  I'm also easy to find and read.  I have a small AOL following .  I'm VERY easy to find.  In the visible rooms I don't get at all personal for that reason.  WHich is why I seldom flirt or play with females in those rooms.  Eventually, In my real and local life I will find the perfect girl for myself..  Naturally she will have to have very low standards !  But this goes without saying. First thing I need is chemistry in real, from there on in, it's all crash and burn . About once every 5 years I see this attractive unattainable woman and fall in love.  About once every 20 years such a woman knows I exist.  Soon my "mating season" will end,  and I'll be much happier being ALONE.

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

it did me too when I applied Don darling sorry xxx

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"Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."

Kappy darling tis her loss that has brought you back to use perchance. The grieving process I recall so well, and yes the men hating part was a long process for me. The thing that really shook me out of it was that the hate and dissatisfaction started to show on my face.
Far easier to simply stick pins in a doll...I found the humour lines around my eyes and mouth as I laughed with glee at someone else's discomfort were far more attractive and appealing than the frown lines ever were.

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"Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."

Kappy you should have warned me it was mating season !  :O

At least that explains where keith is  LMAO .

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Well,  Not really.  She just has standards and insight  LOL

But thanks for the nice thoughts anyway !  It's either meant to be, or not meant to be.  We BOTH lucked out !  Unless of course she decided she wants me  :shock:



  Of course Keiths mating season is a MUCH MUCH longer season than my own.  Keiths is 13 months out've the year.

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

I am positive Keith has mailed himself to someone who gave him their address actually perhaps he's playing pass the parcel (fedex) and is going all over the world

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"Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."

I hope he's OK.  I should give him a call.  Problem is, whenever I call buddies down in the Gulf area,  they laugh at my accent.  I've even been accused of not sounding like my typing.  :shock:

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

I enjoy being laffed at and I too have been accused of not sounding like my typing. What is worse when in the UK and meeting some online friends from a chatroom, I was told "hell you are not nearly as big as you type"

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"Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."