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WolfMan
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Dang it!!! now I know why I failed math...I mean english LMAO
On the front you see six, On the back I see four.
your 6 + my 4 =10 Flashlight vs LASER!
Some people say that I would rather ride a kawasaki....... :headscratch:
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Steven Kaplan
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Quote: I'm reminded of the scene in the Simpsons where Homer finds a pair of glasses in the toilet, puts them on and recites "the sum of the squares of any two sides of an isoceles triangle is equal to the square of the remaining side," and a voice comes from the next stall: "That's a *right* triangle, you idiot!" (Still wrong, though. Not *any* two sides of a right triangle; the sum of the squares of the two legs is equal to the square of the hypotenuse. That was the deeper joke.)
That joke is even deeper when you realize that Homer was reciting the Scarecrow's line in the Wizard of Oz. The Scarecrow totally botched up the Pythagorean Theorum. Only in the case of an Isosceles right triangle or Scalene right triangle can the Pythagorean Theorum work. As you stated, you need the 90 degree angle for the hypotenuse (side opposite) to exist. Either that, or the only way to determine if a hypotenuse exists (in an extenuating circumstance) is if it's noisy or clogged, and sometimes when you are sitting under it (when the upstairs neighbor flushes the thing), the damn water overflows down thru your ceiling fan, and floods your condo -Which incidently is about as humorous, deep, and tasteful as my current humor..
So I'm going to sleep.
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MorganLeFey
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watches that fly right over head
(((((((((((Kappy)))))))) interesting you should surface same time as luvly luly :shock:
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Steven Kaplan @ Wed Nov 08, 2006 3:48 am wrote: Quote: I'm reminded of the scene in the Simpsons where Homer finds a pair of glasses in the toilet, puts them on and recites "the sum of the squares of any two sides of an isoceles triangle is equal to the square of the remaining side," and a voice comes from the next stall: "That's a *right* triangle, you idiot!" (Still wrong, though. Not *any* two sides of a right triangle; the sum of the squares of the two legs is equal to the square of the hypotenuse. That was the deeper joke.) That joke is even deeper when you realize that Homer was reciting the Scarecrow's line in the Wizard of Oz. The Scarecrow totally botched up the Pythagorean Theorum. Only in the case of an Isosceles right triangle or Scalene right triangle can the Pythagorean Theorum work. As you stated, you need the 90 degree angle for the hypotenuse (side opposite) to exist. Either that, or the only way to determine if a hypotenuse exists (in an extenuating circumstance) is if it's noisy or clogged, and sometimes when you are sitting under it (when the upstairs neighbor flushes the thing), the water overflows down thru your ceiling fan, and floods your condo -Which incidently is about as humorous, deep, and tasteful as my current humor.. So I'm going to sleep. Pythagorean Theorem? As I recall that was 9th grade Geometry. Never did think of it as creepy though; however I suppose if someone picked up a pair of glasses from the toilet and put them on I would think that was creepy. Then if they started reciting the Pythagorean Theorem guess it would be creepier.
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mroctober @ Wed Nov 08, 2006 4:15 am wrote: also Creepy are the hidden messages in songs, such as the beatles but how many actually have heard the hidden message in a christmas song? heres an example http://pub.sinuspl.net/flash/Jingle_Bells_Reversed.swfYou fricken' prick. Getcher (@$%&#!) arse over here and change my undies now!!! :shock:
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mroctober @ Thu Nov 09, 2006 12:15 am wrote: also Creepy are the hidden messages in songs, such as the beatles but how many actually have heard the hidden message in a christmas song? heres an example http://pub.sinuspl.net/flash/Jingle_Bells_Reversed.swfYour parents never did get round to tying the knot did they
I think I just broke my wand _________________ "Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."
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Steven Kaplan @ Wed Nov 08, 2006 2:48 am wrote: Quote: I'm reminded of the scene in the Simpsons where Homer finds a pair of glasses in the toilet, puts them on and recites "the sum of the squares of any two sides of an isoceles triangle is equal to the square of the remaining side," and a voice comes from the next stall: "That's a *right* triangle, you idiot!" (Still wrong, though. Not *any* two sides of a right triangle; the sum of the squares of the two legs is equal to the square of the hypotenuse. That was the deeper joke.) That joke is even deeper when you realize that Homer was reciting the Scarecrow's line in the Wizard of Oz. The Scarecrow totally botched up the Pythagorean Theorum. Only in the case of an Isosceles right triangle or Scalene right triangle can the Pythagorean Theorum work. As you stated, you need the 90 degree angle for the hypotenuse (side opposite) to exist. Either that, or the only way to determine if a hypotenuse exists (in an extenuating circumstance) is if it's noisy or clogged, and sometimes when you are sitting under it (when the upstairs neighbor flushes the thing), the water overflows down thru your ceiling fan, and floods your condo -Which incidently is about as humorous, deep, and tasteful as my current humor.. So I'm going to sleep. So Kappy....that wasn't you in that stall in the Simpson's?  :asleep:
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Jesse @ Tue Nov 07, 2006 10:06 pm wrote: Dang it!!! now I know why I failed math...I mean english LMAO
On the front you see six, On the back I see four.
your 6 + my 4 =10 Flashlight vs LASER!
Some people say that I would rather ride a kawasaki....... :headscratch:
Whether or not I'd actually play would depend on what weapon I drew...
Ya see I'm just smart enough to know that anybody faster than a snail could get a few good licks in on a target with a flashlight before even the fastest geek could get a lasar aimed.... LMAO
(persoanlly I want a light sabre! BZZZZ! BZZZZ! Speed AND power! Mahahhaha)
You remind me of someone we all know and love, Jesse... hmmm.... (funny... witty.... hmmmmm..... esoteric pattern recognition and sequences game and all... strange references to a motorcycle?!?)... .....hmmmmm
Are you <<<Kappy>>> in disguise?!? 
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mroctober @ Wed Nov 08, 2006 6:15 am wrote: also Creepy are the hidden messages in songs, such as the beatles but how many actually have heard the hidden message in a christmas song? heres an example http://pub.sinuspl.net/flash/Jingle_Bells_Reversed.swfYikes, ya got me!!!
That thing should come with a *DEPENDS NEEDED* warning 
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Sorry Blondie Im not <<<Kappy>>> in disguise.
But are you my stringy hair blond from way back when?? If so then you will remember who I am......maybe LMAO
Hint hint .....Im a Motorcycle Cowboy :D
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MorganLeFey
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Jesse @ Thu Nov 09, 2006 9:10 am wrote: Sorry Blondie Im not <<<Kappy>>> in disguise. But are you my stringy hair blond from way back when?? If so then you will remember who I am......maybe LMAO Hint hint .....Im a Motorcycle Cowboy :D mmmmmmmm buns in jeans _________________ "Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."
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As for the Pythagorean Theorum....I like Proof #35
Cracked Domino - a proof by Mario Pacek
This new, extraordinary and extremely elegant proof of quite probably the most fundamental theorem in mathematics (hands down winner with respect to the # of proofs 367?) is superior to all known to science including the Chinese and James A. Garfield's (20th US president), because it is direct, does not involve any formulas and even preschoolers can get it. Quite probably it is identical to the lost original one - but who can prove that? Not in the Guinness Book of Records yet!
As far as toilets over flowing....If water overflows down thru your ceiling fan, and floods your condo...That gives a new meaning to humorous, deep, and tasteful in my opinion...Reminds me of a Steven King movie :newlol:
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WolfMan
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Morgan your so yummy :party: :D
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MorganLeFey
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Jesse @ Thu Nov 09, 2006 1:20 pm wrote: Morgan your so yummy :party: :D
c'mere n say dat _________________ "Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."
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Jesse @ Wed Nov 08, 2006 3:10 pm wrote: Sorry Blondie Im not <<<Kappy>>> in disguise. But are you my stringy hair blond from way back when?? If so then you will remember who I am......maybe LMAO Hint hint .....Im a Motorcycle Cowboy :D sorry - nothing (at all) stringy about the blonde mane I have to tame...
and, ya know, I think I'd remember if I'd ever hung out with a MC cowboy... 
Must be a dual case of mistaken identity, Jesse
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blondie @ Thu Nov 09, 2006 1:35 pm wrote: Jesse @ Wed Nov 08, 2006 3:10 pm wrote: Sorry Blondie Im not <<<Kappy>>> in disguise. But are you my stringy hair blond from way back when?? If so then you will remember who I am......maybe LMAO Hint hint .....Im a Motorcycle Cowboy :D sorry - nothing (at all) stringy about the blonde mane I have to tame... and, ya know, I think I'd remember if I'd ever hung out with a MC cowboy... Must be a dual case of mistaken identity, Jesse ********************************** MORGAN!!! Well said! Good to see ya, g/f Tn Blonde? _________________ "Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."
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MorganLeFey @ Wed Nov 08, 2006 5:03 am wrote: watches that fly right over head
(((((((((((Kappy)))))))) interesting you should surface same time as luvly luly :shock:
I let him come up for air every so often. :wink: _________________
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Luly @ Thu Nov 09, 2006 4:31 pm wrote: MorganLeFey @ Wed Nov 08, 2006 5:03 am wrote: watches that fly right over head
(((((((((((Kappy)))))))) interesting you should surface same time as luvly luly :shock: I let him come up for air every so often. :wink: HEHEEH You go gurl _________________ "Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."
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Quote: Simply stated.....10a +b - (a+b)= 10a -a + b-b =9a
or would this be more accurate ??
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