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This is so me !!! !!!

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Kelley
Star Sounds Karaoke & Mobile Recording Studio


[shadow=black][scroll]You have to respect your audience. Without them, you're essentially standing alone, singing to yourself....KD Lang[/scroll][/shadow]

Ummmm what's underwear?

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"Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."

That's a hair brush?????????????????    :shock:


It looks like the cordless microphones I paid $600 for.

 LMAO  LMAO

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Kelley
Star Sounds Karaoke & Mobile Recording Studio


[shadow=black][scroll]You have to respect your audience. Without them, you're essentially standing alone, singing to yourself....KD Lang[/scroll][/shadow]

I hope this is a joke...But if its not I dunno what yall call  panties...bloomers...tighty whitys... It is almost 4 am here & Im giggling to myself just saying bloomers

I usually sing in a pair of sweats & a t shirt really so no perverted sings are coming from me  but the hairbrush thing is t-totally me at 15 & 16 singin with my ear to the radio & lookin in the mirror Ahhhhh...memories...light the corners of my mind...misty water colored memories...etc... I gotta go to bed now...nighty nite guys see ya tomorrow

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Kelley
Star Sounds Karaoke & Mobile Recording Studio


[shadow=black][scroll]You have to respect your audience. Without them, you're essentially standing alone, singing to yourself....KD Lang[/scroll][/shadow]

for me it was the vacuum cleaner nozzle until it grabbed my neck and gave me a hickey...try explaining that one away missy!!!

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"Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."

Hmmm. I might have to check this thing out

I had a bottle of Skinny Dip cologne I used as a mic. It was cordless but I didn't pay $600 for it. Couldn't afford a hairbrush like Bigdog, I guess. (BTW Bigdog you made me laugh out loud with that one!)

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[glow=darkorchid]Musica delenit bestiam feram[/glow]

Could you post some pictures......

Ah ha ha ha!! Really, me and no underwear don't get along....it makes things too up close and personal....if ya know what I mean. !

yeah, if nekkid, there's just too much activity happening when I walk, let alone dance!

Mine woulda been a curling iron.

(NO..... not in my underwear, I'm talkin' about a fake microphone)

Though hairbrushes worked too, my curling iron just made a cooler effect, with the cord and all.....

Ah, the stories my old girlhood mirror could tell.


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This reminds me of a story i just have to tell.

When I was in college my dorm room was directly across from the lobby of the high rise. The room is on the 3rd floor and the shades in the lobby were always drawn closed. Probably because our dorm room windows faced them. My room mate and I were rockin out with hair brushes in our PJs. Jumping on the beds and singing to a Janet jackson song. She had the lamp shade on her head and yes I was styling a blanket as a cape.  LMAO We heard a knock at the door. Thinking it was the RA coming to tell us the music was to loud we quickly changed our demeaner, turned off the music and acted all inocent when when we answered the door. It was one of our friends come to tell us to look out the window. In the lobby of the high rise a huge group of people had gathered to watch us.   when they saw we finally noticed them they were all cheering. I wanted to die.

Moral of the story - If you are going to dance and sing like no one is watching, make sure the shades are drawn.  LMAO

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I kinda thought you might be the exibitionist type.....hey, if you got it, flaunt it....

shrinkage?

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"Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."

hardly!

Ah ha ha ha!!  LMAO  I wonder if that chick ever bought George Costanza's story about just getting out of the pool?  LMAO

I think "knickers" is the word we're missing here  :yes:

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[glow=white][scroll]Live, laugh, and love today--just in case tomorrow doesn't make it[/scroll][/glow]

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"Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."

Hehe...this reminds me of a Seinfeld episode where Kramer decides to stop wearing underwear. I found the text:  LMAO

JERRY: Well it looks like you've adjusted to the boxers...

KRAMER: Wellll, I wouldn't go as far as that.

JERRY: You went back to the Jockeys?

KRAMER: Wrong again.

JERRY: (pause as he realizes) Oh, no.

ELAINE: What? What?...

JERRY: Don't you see what's goin' on here???... No boxers, no Jockeys...

ELAINE: (backing away from Kramer) Eeaawww...

JERRY: The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gabardine... Kramer, say it isn't so.

KRAMER: Oh, it be so. I'm out there, Jerry, an' I'm lllovin' every minute of it!!!

JERRY: Don't you need a little... help?

KRAMER: Surprisingly, no. I'm freee, I'm unfettered... (opens door to leave, still very happy, then) Feel like a naked innocent boy rrroamin' the countryside!! (exits)

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