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Ummmm....... what?

I wasn't even signed in here today Tammy, hun.  :no:

Don't go blaming your wild ways on me. Everyone knows I am the model of decency when I'm here.  :yes:

Shame on you girl, I'm disappointed in ya.

Muahahaha.... same time, same place tomorrow?  :whistle:


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All of you  are simply hysterical!!!

My daughter's name is Aja (pronounced Asia).  She was named after a Steely Dan album.

This one is not a name of a person but equally as strange.  can someone please explain the "Jumbo Shrimp"?

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Will sing or fish for food!!I'm not quite right!!

Sure thing g/f!  And by the way....woooooooohooooooooo LOVE the new pic!!  

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[glow=violet] **Sing like nobody's listening...live like there's no tomorrow**[/glow]

Jumbo Shrimp....ain't that one of them there oxymorons??

Don't mind me I'm just here to stare at Charmin's pic.....hehehe!  LOL

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[glow=violet] **Sing like nobody's listening...live like there's no tomorrow**[/glow]

That is a really good pic she has up right now...

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Will sing or fish for food!!I'm not quite right!!

Jumbo Shrimp = Large shrimp NOT prawns

One time in band camp....I had shrimp scampie, but there were ony a couple of shrimp, and they were very small......more like shrimp scimpy, I'd say

You must be the comedian in the family. If you were educated enough to realize that with a web search engine you could get the same results in less then a second. Look, here’s an example, try it for yourself:
Open your web browser
Go to Google
Type in strange band names
Results 1 - 10 of about 15,200,000 for strange band names. (0.25 seconds)
Click on the very first link, and Viola!
Not as complicated. Took less time then you replying with your smart a$$ comment. Now just copy and paste (Ctrl C, Ctrl V)

OH OH....let me try!!



You were so right...I did it all by myself in less than a second!! I went to google and typed in ALL STAR'S MOMA then clicked on the first link. VIOLA!!! Thanks for the help!! I'm so glad you could educate me and teach me how to use google....


AllStar’s mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

AllStar’s mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

AllStar’s mama so stupid when AllStar’sur dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

AllStar’s mama so stupid she told everAllStar’sne that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read

AllStar’s mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

AllStar’s mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

AllStar’s mama so stupid AllStar’su have to dig for her IQ!

AllStar’s mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

AllStar’s mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

AllStar’s mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

AllStar’s mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

AllStar’s mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

AllStar’s mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

AllStar’s mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

AllStar’s mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.

AllStar’s mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.

AllStar’s mama so stupid she asked AllStar’su "What is the number for 911"

AllStar’s mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

AllStar’s mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."

AllStar’s mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

AllStar’s mama so stupid she stole free bread.

AllStar’s mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

AllStar’s mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.

AllStar’s mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.

AllStar’s mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.

AllStar’s mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

AllStar’s mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

AllStar’s mama so stupid when AllStar’su stand next to her AllStar’su hear the ocean!

AllStar’s mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

AllStar’s mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

AllStar’s mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

AllStar’s mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

AllStar’s mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

AllStar’s mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.

AllStar’s mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

AllStar’s mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.

AllStar’s mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.

AllStar’s mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

AllStar’s mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

AllStar’s mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating AllStar’sur house.

AllStar’s mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.

AllStar’s mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.

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C Mc
KJ, FL

Sorry TopherM, but my mother passed away a few years ago, so many of your statements about her are not valid. A bit of respect would be appreciated though. Take note that I did not attack your family. Your comments about my mother do show your level of intellect.

I suggest you stop taking my light-hearted comments so seriously and develop a sense of humor!!

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C Mc
KJ, FL

You know, you are one of the very ones who never fail to blabber about people here being "off topic" and saying how all the "silliness" & "childishness" we put forth in posts being a "waste of everyone's time here".

Then you go do something... so... second grade as "yo mamma" jokes.  

What a moron. Everything goes fine here until some stuff shirt tries to be an a$$.
 I don't think ya made anyone laugh......

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

Try pronouncing my last name AJ NYAOI. I sing you a song you get it right.

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I can neither confirm nor deny ever having or knowing anything about nothing.... mrscott

Jian, you win buddy.    :worship:

Thats my middle name, so I sing you a rap song backward

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I can neither confirm nor deny ever having or knowing anything about nothing.... mrscott

....I think you have me confused with someone else and would love to see where you get the quotes above from. I know they are not from me!! I go off topic all the time and have certainly never cared if someone else did. I mostly post in the technical forum!! Anyway, I know posting yo-mama jokes is childish, but it is also lighthearted and there is absolutely no reason someone should be offended by a list of 30 recycled yo-mama jokes. I just couldn't understand why AllStar attacked me directly after I made a lighthearted joke after his initial post. Read that then let me know why he was such an a** in the first place!! You can't take everything everyone says personally in the worst possible way!! You gotta have a sense of humor!!

Its all good!! I don't take anything on here personally!!

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C Mc
KJ, FL

That's always a possiblity. Topher, Twansenne, and T-Town.. the names always mix me up. (they are a bit too close, and I know none of you personally, so they jumble)
But, I'll admit.... maybe you have not. So scratch what I said about it, if you're not one of the whiners. I can admit I mighta made a mistake.




Umm... I don't make it a habit to speak for Tony. I guess, from what I surmise, you hit a nerve with him.

I was just generally speaking, that slurring someone's mother, seemed rude and uncalled for. I woulda bit your head off for it had you of been directing it to ME, personally. Not that they were meant that sincerely, but uncalled for... and I don't take kindly to jokes about MY mother either. Again, I just thought it  tacky... and I said so. One or two, maybe not so bad...... a whole page, tacky as hell. (IMO)



Yeah, ya did.......

But, drop it. This is not MY battle, I just stated an opinion, I aint gonna sit here and take a pounding for it, to entertain people.  :wave:

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