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A while ago I gave reasons why cucumbers are better than men for those that missed that the number one reason was cos cucumbers grow in it they're not full of it
Anyway to be fair I am now posting a male perspective....
Why men may prefer guns over women...

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the
road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let
you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favoured over a woman....

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

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"Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."

I can carry a gun across most state lines without getting in trouble....

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Being critical of a person's success in any respect speaks volumes about the lack of your own.

Love as though you've never been hurt, Dance as though no one's watching, Sing as though God Himself were listening.

that one went right over my head James

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Oh how about this one Morgan?

A gun doesn't ask you for more ammo...cos you're nowhere near the target...

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PMSL toooooooooooooo much g/f

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"Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."

A gun doesn't get mad when you fire it.  LMAO

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heheheh

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IF you know what you're doing...guns won't go off until you WANT them to...


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Wait a minute...maybe that one's more female oriented...  LOL

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Let me see
Guns and alcohol don't mix
Guns don't put their cold feet on your warm back
Guns don't use up all the toilet paper
You can (another word for rooster) a gun over and over and over again.....though there are a few women I've known....I mean known of....that were up for the task
Guns don't kill people.....my cousin Vinnie kills people

omg I'm sooooooooooo shutting up....not even gonna....  :whistle:  LOL

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OMG  LMAO  LMAO  LMAO




I had an old 06 bolt action that was mad all the time and kicked the hell out me every time  I shot it

You can hock guns... I took my wife to the beauty shop She was in there for 2 1/2 hours .. And that was just for the estimate...

With a 44mag you dont have to aim at somebody to scare them at 2 in the morning you just shoot it in the air... They scatter..

A man has lived a rich full life if he has had:
 A good woman
 A good horse
 A good dog
 A a good rifle
 A good shot gun
 A group of neighbors he can truly call friend
 A good skinng knife that he managed to keep around without loosing
 Of course that loosing part applies to all the above..

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Amen...

Morgan my ex could out and shoot a squirrel skin it and put it in a pot with a bunch of other stuff and make a meal fit for king.... She also shot 2 bull elk in one day with a 243  lever action...  We survived one winter on 2 antelope and one corn fed doe deer... I would cut she would wrap and we would fill up a freezer for the winter...

 A gun you can replace but a woman like that is hard to find... Nowadays...

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I'm confused ... there are only two types of guns that I know of ... the first is an artillery piece.

The second can be described by this old infantry chant...
'This is my rifle and this is my gun;
This one's for shooting and this one's for fun'  :drums:

So now that you have the 'proper' definition you can understand how I might be confused   BTW the only rifle I own is a .54 caliber Hawkins ... that's a black powder muzzle loader.  Makes BIG holes in tasty critters.

You eat a woman like that, only one leg at a time........that's only if of course, all the other food is gone..

double doody(post)....never mind

 LMAO  LMAO  LOL  LOL

"There a girl up on the hill
  She sure wont but her sister...."

Im still confused the 6" aboard ship had rifled barrels Yet they were guns Ur hawkins has no riflin yet it is a rifle.... I guess if there a noise and something is ejected it is a gun...

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My wife can dislodge something from the freezer, wip it into the microwave........and I can be eating pot pie, before the 6 O'clock news come on......

My Hawkins is definitely rifled.  You are referring to the older smooth bore muskets.

Oh well least my stove pipe still works...

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