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 Post subject: New funny story!
PostPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 2:19 am 
See teen boys love now!
One day The Lord spoke to Adam. "I've got some good news and some bad news," The Lord said.
Adam looked at The Lord and replied, "Well, give me the good news first."
Smiling, The Lord explained, "I've got two new organs for you, one is called a brain. It will allow you to create new things, solve problems, and have intelligent conversations with Eve. The other organ I have for you is called a (@$%&#!). It will give you great physical pleasure and allow you to reproduce your now intelligent life form and populate this planet. Eve will be very happy that you now have this organ to give her children."
Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great gifts you have given to me. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?"
The Lord looked upon Adam and said with great sorrow, "You will never be able to use these two gifts at the same time."
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 Post subject: Re: New funny story!
PostPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:16 am 
After being married for several years, you won't get to use either of these at any time.... :) ......


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 Post subject: Re: New funny story!
PostPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 12:19 pm 
I think he was talking about the women. LMAO


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 Post subject: Re: New funny story!
PostPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 12:59 pm 
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Nope, I believe Johnny had it right the first time.  LMAO

I'm a little disturbed by the link teen boys love. Sounds perverted.

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Babs @ Fri Sep 15, 2006 3:59 pm wrote:
Nope, I believe Johnny had it right the first time.  LMAO

I'm a little disturbed by the link teen boys love. Sounds perverted.


Yes it does, and illegal.


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<------ More than a little disturbed by this

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I usually don't report spammers, but this is icky.

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 Post subject: Re: New funny story!
PostPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 1:16 pm 
I didn't click on them, should I? LMAO


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 Post subject: Re: New funny story!
PostPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 1:50 pm 
Bigdog @ Fri Sep 15, 2006 3:16 pm wrote:
I didn't click on them, should I? LMAO


Don't do it Bigdog.....they are hauling my a$$ to the slammer as I spe


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Don't forget your karaoke machine, Johnny!!!!  :wave:

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