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Babs you suffer no loss of nuttiness yourself.

You just noticed  :drunk:

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Both of my cats sleep with me. Sometimes this can be quite an ordeal.
We have a sort of system worked out. The cats are smart enough to go exactly where they are supposed to. They tip toe across the top of the bed to my side.
Then I lift the covers and they walk right in. They never venture to the other side of the bed because they know Dave will cush them in their sleep.  LMAO

Sphynx cats are unusually smart. They can open doors in or out. I have to keep special locks on the doors. They know actual words like "No". Which is very convenient.

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Dave is a rare breed of Man........You should reconsider marrying him.

He is a good man. I'm just in no hurry to get married.

What is it with guys sleeping any how? They snore, scratch, punch, toss and turn,
and moan in their sleep. when i fall asleep I wake up in the same position.

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Your man will do the same if you toss the cats out of the bed and exhaust him properly.

Fluffy Stuff has to have her dad-blasted dog in the bed with her some nights cause he whines and scratches at the door....Those nights I sleep on the couch....I ain't gonna have no dog sniffin my butt when I'm being the Man, you know?

It's no coincidence that people with pets have less children.

hey now I have 2 kids. They just don't sleep with me.  LMAO
They're 16 and 19 it would be quite crowded.

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Yep, and single women have pets.....You ever notice that?

Yes I have.

that's not totally true......

I am married.... and I have 4 kids.... and I'm NEVER without a pet, or two, or three.  We even have a cat here, my daughter's. It's an outside cat, and knows to stay out from under my feet.  :D  But, I do make sure it's food dish is full when I go feed the dogs. I hate cats, but I wouldn't let one go hungry, being cruel to animals don't sit right with me. I just don't.... let it touch me.

If that's a true statement, hmmmm, maybe I was just meant to be single and I missed my calling?  >something to ponder<  LMAO


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...or maybe you would have had a lot more children had you not acquired the pets.

Chuck......My dear Chuck......This is the gal that stuck a not yet weaned calf outside her bedroom sliding glass door.

You can believe there was no sex day or night in that room while that calf was there.

Charmin needs a man who will empty her pockets of snakes and critters every night before she stomps in the house, then he needs to place her in an insulated upstairs bedroom.

No comment 'cept this one.

Hahaha, no...... my pets never interfered with my sexlife..... and they've never been allowed to sleep in my bedroom either.

Getting my tubes tied after #4 stopped me from having more kids.... or else I'm sure I'd be mom of atleast another few. (which.... I sometimes wish I would have anyhow....) But that's another story.

Which leads me to ANOTHER story....

My husband is so wrapped up in this grandbaby, quite a few times now, he's said "we should just have another one, we're not too old". Umm, yeah, I don't think so. To me, I'm over the hill when it comes to having babies. But, aren't men silly? Like I'd pay to have a reverse tubal to have another baby at my age.  :no:

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Okay Mr. I-like-my-sex-in-the-hay...... Dont tell me YOU have never had sex with a cow moo'ing in the background?  LMAO

Heck, half the time the glass sliding door itself is open, and there's skeeters flying all around too.  LOL

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Yes we are silly and sentimental, or in my case just plain mental.

I admit I did experience a cow's nose up my butt one night.....Scared the crap out of me and I clawed, thumped and beat her up crawling over her to get up and see what it was. ...Try standing naked out in the middle of a dark field and trying to shoo away a curious cow.....not fun.

Cow up his butt - tee hee tee hee - He said Butt

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Babs, you know the male mind too well. I'm, gettin' scared.