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Sorry for the dupe.....My buddy called just as a I clicked on 'submit' and it caused a posting error.....Duh.

This is the most interesting topic on the board right now!! Just kidding (well, not really)

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C Mc
KJ, FL

Yeah, I think so too. This is a pretty hot topic.


I'll have to keep my eye on this thread.  :yes:

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Charmin just wants a spankin.....So she decided to tease me and rub my face in my mistake.

Charmin needs her hair pulled and her faced rubbed in the sheets, but Topher is just being a guy by punching me hard in the arm at my mistake.

I got yer number Charmin. Get your mileage now while you can still breathe.

So, what you're saying is.......

I can have this thread?



Aaaaactually, I got YOUR number. And I was seriously thinking of using it too, just to see what kind of trouble I could maybe cause.  :whistle:



Only if they're satin sheets. Even country gals like satin sheets.

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I kinda figured you was high maintenance.....Ain't no satin sheets at my place.....I prefer my gals wake up with their hair full of hay straw and their skin all red from abuse....But that's just me.

.... I somehow think I probably knew that already.

Satin sheets on a bed of straw? Hey, that might just work....

Anything beats sand, lemme tell ya.

Yeah, I'm gonna get kicked off the site today I think.  LOL

And, , my keychain says just that.... "High Maintenance"..... somebody bought it for me, my hubby I think, lll.


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I think I used duppity dupe once. I wish I could have deleted it out
of my hair too. Try washing it out with shampoo post deleter.

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Seriously, did you know that the average guy has only 5 items in his bathroom, but the average woman has 337?

Keith's 5 items -

1. Cologne - scent of horse

2. Comb - never used because the horses like a sexy bedhead

3. Nose hair trimmer- horses don't like to kiss a guy with long nose hair

4. Deoderant - scent of hay

5. Shampoo - made from the finest cats  LMAO

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Nah, I would say it's these 5 items:

1. Whiskey - used as mouthwash and as a deodorant
2. Lava soap - no alpha male would be without it
3. Horse brush - no need to buy a separate one for himself
4. Toilet Paper - duh
5. Cowboy hat holder - so he can take off his hat during shower



Sorry bud, couldn't resist.

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Seize the day and SING!!!

You're cheating - you've been to his house haven't you

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Eben was close.....

I brush my teeth with Lava soap when the toothpaste is gone.

The horses don't use toilet paper, but I do (if I have it.)

But that is where the similarity ends...My horses have lots of bathroom stuff....They got mane and tail conditioner, hair bleach for their white spots, hoof care items including hoof paints, special combs and brushes, several sets of halters and different saddles each, wormer, suppliments, special feeds and vitamins....My new red paint even has a pair of $150 front shoes/booties.

A guy has to take good care of his horse, but his woman needs to look out for herself, you know?

Gawd, you sound like my husband, except he don't have a horse. It's a 4 X 4 that stole my man away... His rule:

Truck first.

Wifee second.



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Well...........How's this for priorities?.....I just called in and took the night off from work....My baby and her baby will stroll in about 8 PM and get spoiled with a good hot supper and and me to help with the homework while Fluffy Stuff works on her scrap books.

That gal of mine wants a big loud truck and demands I convert one of mine to her tastes.....She HATES when my buddy Robbie comes to visit and we spend the day together working on the house and keeping stuff running, why is that?

Why are you women critters so jealous of our guy friends?...We need them....They are all we really have except for nagging responsibilities....Us guys will gladly commit to the responsibility thang as long as we have a buddy or two to go fishing with and azz around with.

Well, that's good. You should be helping that little girl with her homework. (forgot her name...) And, I LOVE to scrapbook, I'm working on my "brag book" of my grandbaby right now. Sounds like me n' Ginny would maybe get along. (maybe?...)



Oh, now there's the difference. I would have already demanded it...... and gotten it.  :yes:



Because he's stealing attention away from her. And any woman wants to know (atleast be made to THINK) that she's number 1.... not number 2 or 3.... in her man's mind/heart/soul/thoughts. Once in a while, when he calls or shows up, in a loud enough voice so she can here, just say "Nah, not tonight Robbie, I haven't been seeing enough of my gal, and I want to spend some extra time with her alone". That will hold her for WEEKS. Most women, even the bling-bling ones, want attention and devotion more than material things. And a little goes a long way.

Then she'll get tired of all the dayumd attention and call Robbie and beg him "Come get Keith for a day or two, and take him fishing or something"....... then everyone is happy.  :D

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Nah, you and most women don't get it..............If it wasn't for my buddy Robbie she would be history.....Me n him get out there fishing and I start bi@ching and HE reminds me how special she is.....He wants her for himself, but at least he is honest about it....He's a true friend to us both but she rejects him and never knows how much he fights for her....she is simply too jealous to understand he is on her side and keeps me civil with her.

He's is also really good with horses.....I wish he had her huge boobies and looked good behind the stove like she does....I doubt her jeans will fit him, tho.

Yeah, I see your point. Many times when I'm hanging out with one of my perfect, beautiful girlfriends who doesn't fart, and actually LISTENS to my problems, and loves to go shopping with me,  and UNDERSTANDS when I think a pair of jeans make my butt look too big, I find myself thinking...... "If only she had a ****, life would be good".




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Well, boobies are optional for me...I wouldn't miss them......But I guess for you gals the xxxxx is a must......Thank God us guys and only us guys have that particular feature.

Well, boobies are mandatory for me, but fortunately I have my own set to play with, so the man doesn't need any.  :whistle:

But, yes, you win.... Men have, er, "something".... that women need. And sorry, I know this is a controversial subject, but the fakes ones are NOT the same.  :D

I guess I'm one of those silly gals that need to turn over and have a man to hang onto when something "goes thump in the night".  LOL


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