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That song should be - Baby Get Back  LMAO

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That's the reason I was going to learn that song too. Is Sponge Bob that unpopular?

Sponge bob undies are probably popular just not sexy, sorry

The only thing worse are underoos, superman

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I guess it depends on the target market. I'll have to get some James Bond underoos.

My buddy told me to put a potato in my underwear before I went up to sing....said it would get the ladies' attention.......unfortuately, he failed to tell me to put it in the front of my underwear......it got everyone's attention, specially since I turned around and shook my little money maker at everyone.... ...please....no visuals here

Would those be black with special hidden tools in them  ROFL

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Most sexy... I dunno, I don't recall ever seeing anything sexy @ karaoke. However I can add a story for more things not to do at karaoke if you're trying to be sexy. There is this guy that comes into the bar I go to, named Chris. His friends call him "little Chris" or "Oompa Loompa"<--I think that one's cause he waddles, not sure . My friend overheard him saying that he deliberately looks for songs that will annoy people. He can't carry a tune in a bucket yet he insists on singing songs that include falsetto (such as Creep by Radiohead... although I must say the lyrics suit him!)... I can recall him trying a Whitney song one time too... I left for 5 minutes . What is really funny is this guy does a killer Cartman impression... do you think we could get him to sing Come Sail Away? NO, of COURSE NOT!

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Ok the sexiest thing I've ever seen was when this lady did a sexy romp singing "fever" and danced on the tables.... ok wait that was me...... yeah ok so it wasn't me but I can dream can't I?

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Well I've posted this incident before on another thread last year........but here you go.

I was KJing and this girl came in with her friends. She was quite cute. They were pretty drunk. So after awhile a dance set started, so she came up and pulled me out on the dance floor and starts dancing with me and then starts unbuttoning my shirt. Im thinking cool--this is fun--cutie undoing my shirt!! But she wasnt done with the shirt oh no!  So she smiles at me and starts undoing my Belt and ZIPPER!! and Im thinking OOOOOOOKKKKKKKK THAAAAATS ENOUGH!!! so I take a step back and zip back up and she just smiles at me again. But she wasnt done yet!! Then she opens up her shirt and gives me a BIG EYEFUL of here AMAZING RACK!!! But she still wasnt done with me---so then she smiles at me again and reaches up and NIPS ME ON MY EARLOBE WITH HER TEETH!!!!  THEN SHE WAS done---so she buttoned her shirt looked at me over her shoulder and smiled again and sountered off to her table!!

This is honest to god truth!!! Im not making this up!!

Come to find out that she was a playboy model and the year before had won 2003 Miss Teen USA but had her title stripped due to her Playboy appearance. She also has appeared on the Howard Stern show. She is also appearing in a new Burt Reynolds movie.

Here's her Myspace Bloq
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu ... d=75788025

Crazy Stuff!

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<throwing my BS flag>

I guarandamntee you there's at least ONE sexy person where you karaoke...

I hear she just recently became a gramma, which is hard to believe  

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lmao...that pretty f'in funny i dont care who ya are...