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whats the sexiest thing youv'e seen while you years in karaoke-in'-?
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the sexiest thing i have ever seen is my favorite kj  in the whole world taylor singin rock u like a hurricane by the scorps (?)   and he all the sudden gets ecited in the high part and jups on the table leans backwards and takes off his shirt major sexy...
mmmmm

I read a newspaper one time while something like this was transpiring on stage...don't recall it very well now, just vaguely recall seeing the same thing when I put my pants on in the morning.

I was in this bar in Oregon, and this young chick in a dress got up to karaoke...............and she wasn't wearing any underwear......

I was singing once,  and two martians started "doing it"

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Sexy? Hmmmm
Unfortuantely there isn't a whole lot that is sexy about most of
my singers.  LMAO

I would say anytime a nice looking man or gal is on stage and sings
very well it can be sexy. Add a little dancing and yum.

I see some young people making the mistake of thinking dirty dancing or
singing dirty lyrics is sexy. I think it just puts out the wrong signals. The guys think the girls are easy and the girls think the guys are perverts. If it is meant to be funny that is a different story, but if a guy starts rubbing his crotch on stage thinking the girls are turned on - they're wrong!

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what gets me is when the gals flash their funbags, and then act all offended when someone hits on them! !

Sorry, when a drunk chick is singing with one arm sticking straight up in the air and goes "WHOOOOOOOOOOOO", she's GONNA attract some attention to her! !

Good lord, there ARE no sexy people where I karaoke, not a single one. Well, except the one I'm married to.  :D  And I have to spend my evenings beating gals like Stacy off of him, so I don't have the time to look for other sexy people.....

Muahaha.......  :whistle:


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So, you're saying we should NOT do that during the music breaks in our songs? Shoot, and I thought it was such a great time filler.  :(


(you do know that I'm kidding... I loathe barflies... ick, blech, patooie  :puke: )

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Tina 86'd all my girl friends including the one that slammed a pistol down on the bar and was gonna shoot me...So there only about 2 sexy ones left...

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........ Did we date once Ollie? Cause, dang, that sounds familiar.  :whistle:


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How about some more - Don't do it it isn't sexy -

* Don't rub the mic between your legs

* screaming  "and I'll eat your pu$$y too" in the song, When I get high. Eeeeewwwww!

* dropping your pants and showing off your sponge bob square pants boxers, while singing, "She F--cking Hates". You know the song.

* Girls that can't sing and are hard on the eyes singing, "I touch Myself" while humping a mic stand.

* Guys who give speaches over the microphone about loving their mother

* singing with 2 teeth

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That actually happened but we had a regular security at the door and he went over and said look there !!!Pointed to the left and reached and grabbed it.... I owed him one....

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Babs!!! THERE ARE YOUNG KIDS IN THIS ROOM!!!

Oh F*n ICKY!!!

I aint taught my teeth how to sing yet!!!

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Ooops sorry -
those are all things I've seen and was trying to prevent others from having to
experience the same ordeal.  

My disclaimer:

This is meant to be educational -only read if you are trying to be sexy
in a karaoke bar.  

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 LMAO  Babs......

Sad thing is, I've SEEN most of those things at karaoke bars over the years.

Usually it's THE ugliest, worst singing gal in the bar too who tries to be "Ms Sexy".


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Ya mean I shouldna asked her if she wanted to do a candle light bubble bath???

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Only if she has a bag over her head and duct tape on her mouth.
Sounds like you're a serial dater.  LMAO

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I got serial once......I wont do that again!!! I did baby got back one night and all of a sudden I was sourrounded and being trampled by elephants. I think... there was more butt than ears...

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