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yall im getting married oct 13   be excited for me... i will be a bachelorette until then....

Umm, and WHO is gonna get to sing at your wedding?  :D  

Yes, you're gonna get married if I have to hogtie that little twirp and drag him behind my Bronco all the way to the church.  :whistle:

Just kidding... I'm happy for ya hun, ya know I am, even though I tried to warn you away from men.... We all get caught by 'em in the end I guess.  :wave:


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you of course but it is gonna be small...and i need help putting it together...wanna help?

Ya know I will ....... and, small doesn't matter. (well, for the wedding NITE it may, but not the ceremony, hahaha) You know that. Heck, the ceremony may be simple & short, but you know our relatives... it will turn into an all night shindig.... you'll get a proper wedding girl.

Hey, you just gave me a cool idea. haha, call ya later about it.  :D


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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

I just gave you 500 points....now buy you an avatar!

Congratulations!

Give me the groom's emaill addy....We need to talk.

my groom already knows what hes gettin in to... oh and i already have an advatar i just dont know how to use it...

Something is beginning to tell me I'm not so sure he does.......

Kelly

For weddings, Jian and I sing love ballad duets and can be hired for quite a reasonable price !   Just so happens,  that coincidentally we happen to be available the day of your wedding, as luck would have it !!!   Sort've a Simon and Garfunkle type thing.  But unlike you've ever heard their songs done before !!!

The first set we dedicate to everyones favorite love song.  It should go without saying that I'm speaking of the song "I am a Rock".  We perform it in 6 different keys.  A rendition for everyone in the family of sorts

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PMSL I'm with you on this kel

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You need to go purchase it at the store to make it work.

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i know that i just dont know how to put the pict up...

Congrats girl!  :hi5:

I think I'll just stay terminally engaged.  :drunk:

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, I thought about it...hahaha...ty

Please pass this along to the groom so he might understand some of the RULES....More to follow.

1. NAMES

If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.

If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.

2. EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20 , even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

3. MONEY
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need, but it's on sale.

4. BATHROOMS
A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott.
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

5. ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that... is the beginning of a new argument.

6.CATS
Women love cats.
Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

7. FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

8. SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

9. MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change , and she does.

10. DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

11. NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

12. OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

13. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

Pssttttt........ webguru, zap that post above me.

Can't have Keith poisoning the minds of our younguns.  LOL


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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

Mags are in Charm.

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"You know that I sing the Blues and I do not suffer fools. When I'm on that silver mic, it's gonna cut ya, just like a knife"-The SWINGCAT

good luck, but trust me.....The fool will pressure you till you reject him

Cat, congrats on your upcoming wedding. Something tells me that your Aunt will make sure everything goes smoothly......

By the way, I failed to mention....congradulations, Cat.......jj