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PostPosted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 11:42 am 
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A rancher was selling his peaches door to door. He knocked on a door and a very shapely lady dressed in a very sheer negligee answered the door. He raised his basket to show her the peaches and asked, "Would you like to buy some peaches?"

She pulled the top of the negligee to one side and asked,"Are they as firm as this?"

He nodded his head and said, "Yes ma'am," and a little tear ran from his eye.

Then she pulled the other side of her negligee off asking, "Are they nice and pink like this?"

The farmer said, "Yes," and another tear came from the other eye.

Then the lady unbuttoned the bottom of her negligee and asked, "Are they as fuzzy as this?"

He again said, "Yes," and broke down crying.

The lady asked, "Why on earth are you crying?"

Drying his eyes he replied, "The drought got my corn, the flood got my soy beans, and a tornado leveled my barn."

"Now I'm gonna get screwed out of my peaches."
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karyoker @ Tue Sep 05, 2006 1:25 pm wrote:
I got a question too.. How come a brand new vehicle sits in the driveway slowly falls apart paint fades tires rot it blows up and you can throw a beer can out by the side of the road and 10 years later its still there just as bright as it ever was.
Because beer is a very sacred and highly valuable substance. It rates the very highest quality of packaging.....Cars, on the other hand are disposable applicances.


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