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Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be
alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female    sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go   home and sleep with them.



A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted.



After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship."



In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know.



If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men.



For the support group nearest you, just look up Golf Courses" in the phone book.

Not me....I have a designated scout who carries a bathroom scale and a pocket STD test kit...He looks out for me....We alternate duties every other weekend....We have been known to tag-team those who pass all testing.....god, i love a good RODEO!

I have succumbed too many times, without the dreaded beer drug.

My ex's litter the highway.    LMAO

When I get done with a woman, it's like a car with 300,000 miles on it.   They are worn out.    :O    "Next."

Guys...Lest we not forget that works both ways.....Why do you think I've had multiple husbands...The beer wears off eventually and you get a glimpse of what they reallly look like.....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrg

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Will sing or fish for food!!I'm not quite right!!

sits humming "I wanna man with a slow hand" ... looks first at big dog, then at keith...is this really ALLL thats on offer?...shakes head... leaves puter to stock up on batteries humming "My way"

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"Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."

you need that mechanical "tongue" that was out a few years ago... the gals LOVED it here int he states! !

 LMAO  LMAO  LMAO  LMAO  LMAO  LMAO  LMAO


I may not be much.... but I'm All I Got.



She just scored a 3 pointer from the outside.  :O  :(

She's also showing off her computer skills.    I'm so jealous.    :worship:  :worship:

Ohhh But beer provides a service to the "handicapped"

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[scroll][glow=darkorchid]~I'm the girl your mother warned you about~[/scroll][/glow]

I use to be on what I called the 'Jim Beam Diet' the more I drank the thinner they got.

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I serve no man and am loyal to only one God.

Being critical of a person's success in any respect speaks volumes about the lack of your own.

Love as though you've never been hurt, Dance as though no one's watching, Sing as though God Himself were listening.

I have one, your point is?

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"Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."

 A Peggy Lee song comes to mind here.  "Is that all there is to a man? Is that all there is? If that's all there is my friend, then let's keep dancing........"  LOL

hahah I subbed that a while back I could redo it with a change in lyrics

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"Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."

I'm thinking it would make a great transplant....You know, then you could program it to say only nice things, and only when you wanted to hear them....it would have to include a remote of course.

errrrrrrrr I think you miss the point

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"Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."

If the beer ended up making all the gals look like Crystal or Melinda, hey, gimme more!

Huh?...Whatever else would a woman need a mechaniclal tongue for?

This pretty well says it all.  

http://www.brackenspub.com/beer.swf

(Doesn't show a botton, but make sure to click on the red page.)


Kelly

works the same way for us...

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"Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."

I can wag mine too.