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Well, aparently, YOUR world must revolve around me, since I'm on your mind so often.  :D


And as for dizzy blondes, bleh, I used to beat them up in high school just to watch their mascara run.  :whistle:

Now blonde men..... ummm.... I could tell ya some interesting stories there. Maybe, just maybe, "blondes are more fun" has a bit of merit to it.  :yes:

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Two Neutrons are sitting in a bar
first one ask the other, how you feeling today
The other says, not too good, I think I lost an atom
First one say, are you sure?
The other says, yeah I'm positive.....

I think.......

Scientists get paid TOO much money to do NOTHING, so they make up silly shyt to put on TV. That's what I think.  LMAO


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Not sure about the 'clear' matter - never heard of that but perhaps you are referring to dark matter? For years astronomers and astrophysicists have been searching for 'missing' matter left over from the supposed Big Bang (initial expansion of the universe from a singularity - the size of an atom). Much of this search has been for heavy neutrinos. The concern has always been that without enough matter & corresponding mass / gravity to hold the universe together then it would continue to expand forever and eventually cool and end that way. With enough mass the universe would collapse back upon itself to possibly cycle into a Big Bang again. Dark matter is matter in the universe that cannot be observed directly because it's properties don't reflect light frequencies, or due to things such as gravitational forces.  

Here's some more I found on wikipedia I believe:

"In astrophysics, dark matter refers to matter that does not emit or reflect enough electromagnetic radiation (such as light, x-rays and so on) to be detected directly, but whose presence may be inferred from its gravitational effects on visible matter. Among the observed phenomena consistent with the existence of dark matter are the rotational speeds of galaxies and orbital velocities of galaxies in clusters, gravitational lensing of background objects by galaxy clusters such as the Bullet cluster, and the temperature distribution of hot gas in galaxies and clusters of galaxies. Dark matter also plays a central role in structure formation and Big Bang nucleosynthesis, and has measurable effects on the anisotropy of the cosmic microwave background. All these lines of evidence suggest that galaxies, clusters of galaxies, and the universe as a whole contain far more matter than is directly observable, indicating that the remainder is dark. Dark matter has not been observed directly, and some astrophysicists have alternative theories to explain the observed phenomena; see Alternative Explanations below.

The composition of dark matter is unknown, but may include new elementary particles such as WIMPs and axions, ordinary and heavy neutrinos, dwarf stars and planets collectively called MACHOs, and clouds of nonluminous gas. Current evidence favors models in which the primary component of dark matter is new elementary particles, collectively called nonbaryonic dark matter.

The dark matter component has vastly more mass than the "visible" component of the universe. [1] At present, the density of ordinary baryons and radiation in the universe is estimated to be equivalent to about one hydrogen atom per cubic meter of space. Only about 4% of the total energy density in the universe (as inferred from gravitational effects) can be seen directly. About 22% is thought to be composed of dark matter. The remaining 74% is thought to consist of dark energy, an even stranger component, distributed diffusely in space. [2] Some hard-to-detect baryonic matter (see baryonic dark matter) makes a contribution to dark matter, but constitutes only a small portion. [3] [4] Determining the nature of this missing mass is one of the most important problems in modern cosmology and particle physics. It has been noted that dark matter and dark energy serve mainly as expressions of our ignorance, much as the marking of early maps with terra incognita. [2]"

PS: So if what you are saying is true, they may have found some or all of the missing matter. Hmm that dark energy is more problematic.

Bill

Bill

PS: My apologies for also trying to answer this one somewhat seriously. It's just - heck she did ask.

Ok, I now return your programming to "It's A Blonde, Blonde, Universe...Afterall". As we last left our hero, keith was juggling his billions and playing with blondes.....

Holy crap, Bill. Are you Bill, the science guy?  Tell me Mooooooore mister!  :worship:

PS: My apologies for also trying to answer this one somewhat seriously. It's just - heck she did ask.

Ok, I now return your programming to "It's A Blonde, Blonde, Universe...Afterall". As we last left our hero, keith was juggling his billions and playing with blondes.....

Not without you Bill!..I'd never thought of the money angle like you did....So that's two of us to split the bucks and share a whole universe full of dizzy blondes to spend it on....But before we get started let me give you a hint....Never explain anything to a blonde, just tell her what to do.

Occassionally they may ask questions like, "Why am I here?"...They are not questioning the meaning of life, they only forgot why they entered the room....So keep it simple when dealing with them least they get more confused....Say, "You are here to please me, now go fetch my slippers or whatever."

I like the way this guy thinks...

Yeah i found the news story basically it is sayong because the detection
of the black matter they have to rethink their theories on gravity. Very complictaed stuff and boring - sorry. In a nut shell it doesn't impact our normal lives in any way.

Now back to the blondes

Okay with everyones vast knowledge on here, could someone explain
this to me. I'm watching tv this morning and they are all excited about this
breaking news. They have discovered we have black and clear mass that
makes up the universe. What?  :O I'd get excited too, but what the heck
does it mean?  LMAO