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One afternoon we were rolling a pinball machine into a strip club...Im on the head end backing up... A gal on stage 2 was at the critical stage laying on her back and moaning.. The next thing I knew I was pinned up against the wall and steve was still pushing. I started a blood curdling AAAAAAGGGGGHHHH. The gal on the stage started laughing so hard she couldnt stand up. Then everybody in the place was rollin on the floor.

Kappy you are so wise! Having said that I have had the good fortune to meet a lot of online friends in the UK and Australia. Some have been what they appeared to be some havent. No matter how good a judge of character you think you are you are setting yourself up if you take type at face value.

Kappy is it ok if I just lust after your mind?

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"Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."

Weedhopper (Kappy) is a so velly wise! He say many things that make me think, ah so! Yes, he velly much a velly wise man.  

(As for trust...YOU can trust your car...to the man....who wears the star. The big bright Texaco Star!)  Kappy probably made up that saying....It's very wise.  :yes:

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Funny Jeff,   I never realized you spoke other languages besides engris  LMAO

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That goes back a few years


"You can trust your car, to the man who wears the star, the big white texaco star"


Was it white ?   I think.. ??   That had to have been prior to color television. Early 1960's..  Along the times of  


"We're doing our Christmas shopping, At Robert Halls this year"..

(for we northeasterners)

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If he spoker it any weller, I'd want to study with him.

Chuck,  I think many forget that english isn't an easy language.  Even for many of us.  Each year that goes by that I've been out've school,  it gets tougher for me to recall very basic composition rules of our language.  I have to look at dictionaries much more frequently than before,  and it's a good thing in a short time, courses at a community college will be free (senior citizens)...  By this time, I'll need to take a basic course in english.  Tough language.  What kids learn at a young age isn't easy IMHO

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My spelling used to be flawless, I was even a little bit of a jerk about it. My grammar was perfect too. When I went to college a few years back I found that I spoke English like someone from another country who never studied it.


My youngest sister is 17, she is super fast at both regular typing and chat typing.

When you start losing teeth as a response to flirting it's time to back it off a little.

I seldom lose my teeth as the result of flirting.  A few times I've had spasms in my sleep, and have knocked the glass over that had my teeth in it however,  When I step on the magnifying glasses I need to locate the broken glass that held my teeth, it takes awhile to find my teeth.  So in these cases,  I'll flirt in here instead of being the usual ladies man I am in real !

*Hey,  It's not my fault,  it's this guiafinesin stuff I've been taking *

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Edited....  :D


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HEHE,  OK,   the thread is all yours.  I'll find another place for we older folks..  Karyoker,  and Jerry... Is there an out to pasture thread anyplace ?  Green acres, or something like that... for those of us that are at a different phase

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Leaving site.

Don't they put the elders out to stud when they're too old to race?

I hope I live that long.

They put you in a 12 story high rise and I aint even made past the 8th floor yet......

I better quit smoking then so I can get to the 12th floor.

Nope, you got yer hero's confused....It was the big WHITE cowboy hat, and the big RED Texaco star....

I remember the short-lived Ms. Quik gas stations....At Ms. Quik, cute gals in bikinis rushed out to wash your windshield and bend over to check your tires when you bought the gas THEY pumped!...My wife never complained that I had left her no gas in the car!

WOW,  I never would've guessed Red,  thanks Keith.  I didn't know that !  Or at least I did 44 years ago, and no longer do  

In fact I was incorrect,  It was

"Big bright Texaco"


I thought it was White,  that was incorrect

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Charmin, my dear Charmin......Must I explain?

Ok, I'll try......

Women-they are kinda common critters....I mean there are plenty of them around, you know?....And guys-we got eyes.....And unless we suffer from a birth defect, our eyes swivel and focus near and far....and we can also articulate our necks to provide our eyes additional range of vision.

So it's just a miserable fact of life that you gotta compete for a glance from us, much less a lingering look, or even less an outward move from any guy.

If you want to increase those odds, then you need to LISTEN to what guys constantly say they want.........They want you to make the effort to attract them....Typically that is easiest done by wearing less, and by acting kinda trashy.

I like my women just a little on the trashy side.....Sometimes real trashy.

Yep, my bad...It was big brite Tex start, not red....... Dang you and yer feined loss of memory....you trapped me.